NSFW What would your fursona do?

[Icepaw]

See to it they're married tot heir maids

Your sona found out someone stole their keys and did figure eights in the street with your car, what would they do?

 

[Universe]

Beat them up and get them stuck in a storm drain
You find yourself wedged in a beehive in a tree trunk WWYFD?

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Bark UwU
badum tish!

Your Fursona owns this balls that is super mega awesome :O and you love it very much!! But some person keeps picking it up and throwing it :| WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Ah-ha! the person is distracted. Meta would seize the chance to sink his head into the person's coffee mug slorp slarp

You turn your head to see that 6 rats have stuck their heads into your coffee mug. The level of coffee in the mug is rapidly draining. WWYFD :O

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

OwO I would call the vet immediately D: Noooo rats, that's poisonous for you!

Y-.... y-.... you're.... gulp on the way to the vet ;w; it's super scary since he's a lunatic who sticks needles into your butt: WWYFD ?

 

[metatherat]

Meta realizes that he does not have to resort to seeing some backalley hack sticking questionable medicines into animals. He just finished brewing some QUESTIONABLE HEALTH POTION in a back alley a bit earlier.

Drinking some QUESTIONABLE HEALTH POTION has caused your sona to grow an udder. WWYFD

 

[Universe]

Nothing because I’m immune.
You find yourself stuck in my den’s front door and I’m decorating your bottom as a moose hunting trophy WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Well what can Meta do. He is stuck :O
Oh, wait. He can browse the internet with his smratphone :3

Your sona has successfully stolen the fabled Jade Monkey from a jungle temple. However, the Jade Monkey screams all the time and throws his Jade Poop everywhere. WWYFD.

 

[Cress Shade]

i sneak back into the temple and put it back with a note saying "you can have this back i dont want it"
you find yourself stuck with over 500 comms WWYFD

 

[metatherat]

Meta would have a text-to-speech program read the comms out loud to him while he lounges in a rat-hammock, smugly boggling over his own laziness :3

The store is out of cow milk. All they have is ermine milk and dragon milk. WWYFD?

 

[DaxkunVA]

Meta would have a text-to-speech program read the comms out loud to him while he lounges in a rat-hammock, smugly boggling over his own laziness :3

The store is out of cow milk. All they have is ermine milk and dragon milk. WWYFD?

Get the Dragon milk, because Dragons.

Store starts selling toy sets for mates to use and magically mate with each other across great distances during use. Your mate is constantly in meetings or working, and this is the only toy you own.... wwyfd?

 

[Spilo]

He would come to the realization of free will, and MATE during work-hours :P

Your sona wakes up in a table with their groin turned null, meaning no genitals. WWYFD?

 

[Mambi]

My sona would rip his way out of his restraints, grab the nearest scientist and pinning them to a wall, extend his claws near their own crotch while screaming "GIVE THEM BACK RIGHT NOW, OR I'M TAKING YOURS!!!", all while snarling menacingly...

Your sona finds themselves pinned to a wall by an irate feline demanding the impossible...WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Impossible?! Pah! This situation calls for some RATLCHEMY! Meta would throw a MASSIVE COCK SNAKE POTION!

Your sona now has a cock snake. He is a northern green anaconda (Eunectes akayima). His name is "Hissy" and his favorite music genre is Folk Metal. WWYFD?

 

[Mambi]

<giggles and winks> Why I'd get out my electric-fiddle, play a raunchy sexy-hot tune, and let "Hissy" gleefully sway and shake until he spits!! <teehee>

You sona has clearly taken in too many hallucinogenic mushrooms and is being told by a glowing fox of light to strip and dance in the middle of the town square. All the trees around him are nodding in agreement, but the sun and clouds are laughing at him and telling him it's silly becasue they don't have their flower headband yet. WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Meta would hug the left front leg of the glowing fox of light! Eee, the glowing fox of light is nice and shiny and probably smells really good! Meta can think about the rest of the difficult stuff later some time :3

Your sona awakens in the middle of the night to discover Santa has come down the chimney and is eating cookies in their living room. Those cookies were not left out for him. And it is June. Also your sona did not previously have a fireplace, or a living room. WWYFD?

 

[Universe]

Go back to sleep

You get trapped in a dragon dimension and they all want to hug you WWYFD?