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Film it...I can put it on a tripod and brain-bleach the rest of da night.

WYR sacrifice a loved one for ultimate power ALA Thanos style soul-stone cliff-tossing....OR sacrifice yourself for the sake of humanity unknowingly?
 
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I don't even know what I would do with ultimate power, it sounds like an annoyance. Also sacrificing myself unknowingly is the best kind of sacrifice: the kind that requires no effort! Very ratty. The choice is clear.

WYR live with a cow or 20 fennec foxes? Note that you live in a condo apartment in this scenario.
 
Skydiving eaasily!!! If cliff jumping, winds can make you hit the rocks. Can't do that if there are no rocks around you, right?? Logic!! <lol>

WYR go into space with only a spacesuit free-floating in the nothingness...OR be underwater in a pressurized suit surrounded by nothing but dark water?
 
Watches a spacesuit free-floating in space out of the window of my skunk spaceship 🦨🚀

Mmm, maybe I misinterpreted this scenario? Anyway, I'll pick the first one :3

WYR have hyper boobs or several nipples just like many mammals?
 
Would you rather have a question on what you would rather do in this thread or~
Have a freeby to make up your own question without having to decide on any previous questions :3 ?
 
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It depends which FPS shooter, and who I'm chatting with. On average, I'd probably lean in the direction of the FPS shooter, so long as I could play it offline and it wasn't a Call of Duty game (I hate those!) On the other hand, if the VR chat was with somebody really cool or sexy, then the VR Chat might win.

Would you rather have people always forget the good things you do, or always remember the bad?
 
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Base logic with this question:

If they are remembering the good, as it's worded that does NOT mean they forget the bad. The good can only be forgotten.
Therefore if they remember the good or not they will STILL ALWAYS remember the bad. The bad will be remembered in BOTH cases.
However, if they forget the bad, there is no condition that they will EVER remember any good, biasing their views due to the lack of dependency.

Therefore since the bad stays in their memory regardless...I'm forcing them to at least recall some good I did to offset it!!


WYR have a sprained wrist, or a sprained ankle? (I'm dealing with #1 right now IRL and trust me, it's a tossup!)
 
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Ankle. That way I can still play vidyo games and read books and stuff all day. And then I can just lounge around in a hammock until the ankle heals. Eee, so rattyy~

WYR reproduce via asexual parthenogenesis, or hella sexual parthenogenesis?
 
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WYR reproduce via asexual parthenogenesis, or hella sexual parthenogenesis?
Technically, 'asexual parthenogenesis' is a tautology, since parthenogenesis means 'when a young animal develops from an unfertilised egg, or a sperm cell, rather than a fertilised egg'. It's an asexual method of reproduction. Strictly speaking, 'sexual parthenogenesis' would therefore be a contradiction in terms. However, some insects are capable of both sexual AND asexual reproduction - some stick insects, if memory serves. An unfertilised egg always hatches into a female, while a fertilised one may be male or female. That's the closest you're going to get.

Honestly though, any sex is better than no sex - especially if no sex can still get you pregnant! So I'll take hella sexual please/

Would you rather trust a politician to do the right thing in a situation where millions of lives are at stake, or stick your face in a meat grinder?
 
Technically, 'asexual parthenogenesis' is a tautology, since parthenogenesis means 'when a young animal develops from an unfertilised egg, or a sperm cell, rather than a fertilised egg'. It's an asexual method of reproduction. Strictly speaking, 'sexual parthenogenesis' would therefore be a contradiction in terms.
(that's the joke)
Would you rather trust a politician to do the right thing in a situation where millions of lives are at stake, or stick your face in a meat grinder?
No grind Meat's face, I mean, Meta's face :O
I think I will do the trust thing, that will require no effort from me, so that is a very ratty pick :3
wallows in complacency and also a rat-hammock

WYR be the villain in a Bugs Bunny cartoon, or a teen horror movie?
 
Oh a teen horror movie for sure!! Bugs never loses...and he'll mock you the whole while. At least in the teen movie you'll feel in control for a bit and have a few laughs along the way before being completely outwitted by a half-naked and probably stoned terrified teenager.

WYR star in a one-time yiffing dream-party five-on-one porn film where you're the lucky "one"...OR run your own furry-based strip club for a month but you can't touch the staff at all out of professional courtesy?
 
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Definitely not the strip club then, I am touching my staff all the time. I guess I'll take the porn film, even though it seems like a lot of work :I

WYR gain the supernatural ability of "summon giant pike" or the supernatural ability of "grease"?
 
WYR gain the supernatural ability of "summon giant pike" or the supernatural ability of "grease"?
Ooh, can I try them out, first? OK! Summon Giant Pike!

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Oh you stupid boy! No, that's no good. OK. Supernatural Ability: Grease!

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A-well-a-well-a-well-a-HUH! Ok, that's marginally better, and I think I still have my leather jacket. I'll take Grease!

Which sitcom would you rather your life resembled: ALF, or Malcolm in the Middle?
 
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Definitely ALF! Life resembling Malcolm in the Middle sounds stressful. And hopefully by going with ALF I can threaten to eat kitties. And then the kitties will chase meh! (I am a feral rat in this scenario)

Suppose you have a job at DC Comics. It's time to hamfistedly incorporate some independent comics into the DC universe. WYR go for Marjane Satrapi's "Persepolis", or Art Spiegelman's "Maus"?
 
MAUS fur sure...I'd have "Red Claw" involved, plus the entire cast of Earth 26's Captain Carrot and his amazing Zoo Crew involved!! "Alley-cat-abra" can cast a spell to make the nazi cats also mice, and you @metatherat would be responsible for retraining them to be more accepting mice in their new form.

WYR live in the Harry Potter world, or the Wednesday Addams Show one?
 
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