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You'll take what, Faust? You'll take WHAT?! The suspense is killing meh!!

Urrgh, this feels like watching an anime, you didn't even give your WYR setting! Speaking of which


Would you rather be forced to watch the most obnoxious, colourful, rainbowy, sickeningly sweet and cringy anime, or be forced to watch the edgiest and darkest anime with edgy and dark stereotypical anime characters and villains?
 
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I'm already watching 'Puniru is a Kawaii Slime', I can't see how it could get much worse than that. I'll take cute.

Would you rather have your eyelids stapled to a gorilla's butt, or have both hands stuck down two different possums' throats? In either case you won't be able to get free until you explain to some sniggering passers-by how it happened.
 
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I'll take the gorilla's butt eyelid stapling thing. I don't want the two different possums to get hurt :O

You have decided to become the protagonist in a 16-bit platformer game. WYR fight pollution, or asthma?
 
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Normally I'd say 'Drive a Train', since I can't breathe underwater and don't want to drown. But you but 'WWR' rather than 'WYR', so I assume you mean 'Would WE Rather?' That being the case, I'm willing to risk a bit of possible death if it means you're sleeping with me. (Although I wouldn't object to running a train on you either...)

Would you rather have a sexy cheek-to-cheek slow dance with your honey, or snuggle up together under a blanket on the sofa and watch TV?
 
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Sleep with a fan easy...a softly humming turny-type, in front of a sunbeam, in the summertime...cozynaps! <zzzzz>

WYR be a bunny dipped in honey when it's sunny and it's runny...or a bare bear, not contraire, with goodies open-air to stare?
 
I'm terrified of the bear, but in a way it would be really awesome to pet one if they stay friendly... then again a whale :O that's like touching a sea god. I'll probably go with the whale :3

WWR climb mount everest or dive into the mariana trench?
 
That depends, is Mariana cute? ;)
Oh, THE Mariana Trench? Yeah, that one - assuming I'm in a trustworthy submarine, of course. I think I'd see more interesting stuff.

Would you rather ride a pogo stick to work every day, or a sled that you have to drag uphill on the way home? (Assume there's a steep enough hill and the sled will always run smoothly on it, regardless of the time of year. Also assume that you're really good at pogo-ing and can do it easily.)
 
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Aughhh so many assumptions... but what if I wanna SUCK at pogo-ing?? Look all silly and make a fool out of myself while riding a pogo stick to work? In fact, THAT'S why I'll ride the pogo stick, because it's more whimsical :3

Now WYR have the tastiest sandwich in the world, but fight to death against a dojo of evil martial artists in order to have it, or eat sushi rolls out of a skunk butt in a dubious joint in the worst looking street?
 
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I'd hate to dissapoint you Spilo, but I'll have to go with the sandwich!


WYR be within an endless cycle of rebirth or just vanish once you die?
 
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Spilo is FOREVER >:3

WYR see the Coyote vs. Acme film be released one day, or have an adaptation of the Willy Wonka Experience focused on the Unknown, the evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls :P
 
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Coyote vs. Acme. That movie had real 'Bee Movie' potential.

Another Willy Wonka adaptation would probably be a train wreck that dishonours the memory of dear old Roald Dahl, especially if you based it on an ancillary character from an abysmal cash-in con-job 'experience' that failed badly - a character, I might add, who actually terrified the children and had nothing to do with the Willy Wonka universe, either in style, tone or the content of the books.

Would you rather be smacked on the head with a mallet by your arch rival until you're driven into the ground like a tent-peg, or run through a door while chasing your nemesis, only to discover a cliff on the other side?
 
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Uuuuuuuff! Honestly, I've had the hammer experience and it goes on for ages. The eye one gets a bit red, a bit itchy... I'd have to go with the eye poke.


WYR wear a bikini or swimming trunks at the beach?
 
I don't think it's actually possible to swim in ice, it being a solid and all, but since you're wearing a bathing suit already, maybe you can demonstrate?

Would you rather always have too many clothes on and be uncomfortably warm, or go about comfortably naked?
 
<LOL> Oh Bunbun...IRL I actually prefer ALL my soups cold, including chicken noodle. Been that way since my teens, I find it enhances the flavour. Drives my workmates crazy, especially when I have Cream Of mushroom or Beef Stews in a can...I've had them leave the room! <snicker>

Would you rather kiss a hot bunny, or a slinky sensual feline? (sorry bunbun...gotta let someone else take this one...we're the prize to decide!)
 
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