Would You Rather...

Faust said:

I think I'll take....

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You'll take what, Faust? You'll take WHAT?! The suspense is killing meh!!

Urrgh, this feels like watching an anime, you didn't even give your WYR setting! Speaking of which


Would you rather be forced to watch the most obnoxious, colourful, rainbowy, sickeningly sweet and cringy anime, or be forced to watch the edgiest and darkest anime with edgy and dark stereotypical anime characters and villains?

I'm already watching 'Puniru is a Kawaii Slime', I can't see how it could get much worse than that. I'll take cute.

Would you rather have your eyelids stapled to a gorilla's butt, or have both hands stuck down two different possums' throats? In either case you won't be able to get free until you explain to some sniggering passers-by how it happened.

I'll take the gorilla's butt eyelid stapling thing. I don't want the two different possums to get hurt :O

You have decided to become the protagonist in a 16-bit platformer game. WYR fight pollution, or asthma?

Asthma..... They can't run away too far

WWR sleep underwater or drive a train

Normally I'd say 'Drive a Train', since I can't breathe underwater and don't want to drown. But you but 'WWR' rather than 'WYR', so I assume you mean 'Would WE Rather?' That being the case, I'm willing to risk a bit of possible death if it means you're sleeping with me. (Although I wouldn't object to running a train on you either...)

Would you rather have a sexy cheek-to-cheek slow dance with your honey, or snuggle up together under a blanket on the sofa and watch TV?

Blanket watching TV.... Love being under a blanket offers @Faust my blanket

WYR sleep with a fan on or make a snowman