Would You Rather...

Uhhh.... not sure why I would pick being tickled while defusing a bomb :D
I guess just to see how I got into that bizarre situation. In fact, I am picking that just out of curiosity!!

Would you rather have the bomb disposal squad in your home city be entirely staffed by feral rodents, or anthro sea cucumbers?
 
Eggs, definitely. Beets, yuck. Yucksy beet indignant squeaks

If you were about to get a special ability inspired by survival video games, WYR have the ability to know in which compass direction your bedroll is at all times OR the ability to get wood by punching trees?
 
A glitter bomb! So I can mischievously throw it at someone :P :P

You've been naughty this Christmas... Would you rather receive coal or Santa's reindeer's poop?
 
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<the kitty scoffs and giggles> Really? Feline here...sleeping all day is a good day! Lead me to my sunbeam...<purrr>

Would you rather take a bath in...umm...how about: ghost pepper hot sauce, or the collective pee of the furrypile's members?
 
I'll take the inexplicable drug trip, thank you :3

WYR live in a city populated by anthro lions, or a city populated by feral insects?
 
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Cold Spaghetti for sure! If I'm feeling extremely bold, I eat the spaghetti noodles without sauce!

WWR work at a carwash in a bikini or at a restaurant as a waiter/ess with the shortest hotpants imaginable?
 
Too easy, IRL and fursona, I hate coffee and love chocolate!!

WYR be forced to listen to a timeshare presentation for 4 hours, or a religious/sexuality conversion lecture for a single hour?
 
Off and on, since the only difference between the two is with the latter there's the brief delay before the annoyance starts.

Would you rather order 'the special' when today's celebrity chef is Hannibal Lecter, or retrieve a different lunch from a serving tray on the back of a live and hungry alligator?
 
Off and on, since the only difference between the two is with the latter there's the brief delay before the annoyance starts.

Would you rather order 'the special' when today's celebrity chef is Hannibal Lecter, or retrieve a different lunch from a serving tray on the back of a live and hungry alligator?

OwO eh... I think I would go with ol Hannibal, because... if being vegetarian or vegan means you don't eat any animal products, then well hey :D he's got me covered!

WYR have an army of mosquitos, who make your enemies lives slightly less annoying than listening to mainstream pop radio, or have perfected a speech pattern that makes your enemies livid because you ALWAYS place strategic pauses in your sentences, only to continue talking at the exact moment when they try to add their rebuttal?
 
OwO eh... I think I would go with ol Hannibal, because... if being vegetarian or vegan means you don't eat any animal products, then well hey :D he's got me covered!
You'll be OK if his victim's a Swede.

WYR have an army of mosquitos, who make your enemies lives slightly less annoying than listening to mainstream pop radio, or have perfected a speech pattern that makes your enemies livid because you ALWAYS place strategic pauses in your sentences, only to continue talking at the exact moment when they try to add their rebuttal?
I think I'll take....
 

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