Would You Rather...
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Bladerunner!! Mad Max is basically modern-day Afghanaistan with better costumes and no towns. Bladerunner has some cool tech and nice restaurants!
Would you rather break your foot or your hand? (for those confused. "foot" is lower paw attached to the crotch, while "hand" attaches to the neck :) >
Would you rather break your foot or your hand? (for those confused. "foot" is lower paw attached to the crotch, while "hand" attaches to the neck :) >
my "foot", because i need my hands for art and food lol
Would you rather have a migraine one day every month or be allergic to your most favorite food?
Would you rather have a migraine one day every month or be allergic to your most favorite food?
<throws his TV off a cliff without hesitation> Music is the background of life...but TV is just fluff and circuses most times.
WYR be forced to watch the worst movie ever, or hear the worst singer ever?
WYR be forced to watch the worst movie ever, or hear the worst singer ever?
Pshht! I already watched the worst movie EVER, or at least I'm pretty sure I did :P, and you know what? I can FUNKIN' do it again! So bring it on! >:3
Would you rather be able to fly or be able to change the density of your entire body at will? :P
Would you rather be able to fly or be able to change the density of your entire body at will? :P
Oh too easy...density control. If I'm light enough, I will float and thus fly anyway!!
You wanna do comics? Let's get obscure!! WYR have ghost forms emerge uncontrollably from your body randomly (like "antibody" from D.P.7), or have uncontrolled self-adaptation? (like "mega girl" from Doom Patrol)
You wanna do comics? Let's get obscure!! WYR have ghost forms emerge uncontrollably from your body randomly (like "antibody" from D.P.7), or have uncontrolled self-adaptation? (like "mega girl" from Doom Patrol)
Shockingly, elephants are the 11th most likely animal to kill a human, one step above lions. They kill ten times as many people as tigers do! Not that I'm saying you should go out and poke a tiger with a stick, just that if it's a choice between an angry elephant and an angry tiger - take the tiger. And this one isn't even angry, it's horny! Ooohhhh I really hope it's a female tiger. I do NOT want to have to explain boundaries to a homosexual homicidal feline!
In fact, make it this one, please:
Would you rather sneak into a revolving restaurant and turn the speed control all the way up until everyone was trapped splatted on the windows by centrifugal force, or fill a bouncy castle with Acme cartoon quick-drying cement and wait for it to harden while people are jumping on it, you mean prankster you?
In fact, make it this one, please:
Would you rather sneak into a revolving restaurant and turn the speed control all the way up until everyone was trapped splatted on the windows by centrifugal force, or fill a bouncy castle with Acme cartoon quick-drying cement and wait for it to harden while people are jumping on it, you mean prankster you?
polka cuz i'm a bit of a weird al fam
wyr speak only in rhyme or speak only in shakespear?
wyr speak only in rhyme or speak only in shakespear?
[Sorry Fusion, I'll change mine! We posted at the same time!]
Probably in rhyme, because god knows if anyone would understand me in shakespear xD (though shakespear has more class)
WYR live in a city or out in the countryside in squat diddly nowhere.
Probably in rhyme, because god knows if anyone would understand me in shakespear xD (though shakespear has more class)
WYR live in a city or out in the countryside in squat diddly nowhere.
You'd also have to come up with a rhyming couplet in iambic pentameter every time you left the room.
Countryside every time. I don't really enjoy pubs and clubs and things, and I'm increasingly finding that - aside from groceries - the shops just don't stock any of the things I want, so I always end up ordering them online anyway. Give me fresh air, wild animals, a meadow to walk in and a babbling brook to... er... babble at, and I'll be a happy chap.
Would you rather be slowly flayed alive inch by inch, or force-fed honey, tied into a boat, slathered in even more honey and set afloat to be devoured by insects and scavengers? (Bwahahahahaaaaaa)
Um.... Neither? I just can't pick!
WYR never eat honey or everything you touch become sticky
WYR never eat honey or everything you touch become sticky
I would probably skip on the bee vomit :3 I mean honey!
WYR: Do beekeeping or have a herd of sheep?
WYR: Do beekeeping or have a herd of sheep?
Ooh, hard pick. Both bees and sheep are fascinating creatures. I guess I'll pick sheep, I have always liked sheep a lot. They say "mää!". Also as fellow mammals, I am better equipped to gauge their emotions and moods and such, I can understand all about the mammal stuff like udder pain and whatnot. I have no idea about the bees' insect udders or attached moods.
You can't decide if you want to keep bees or sheep, and so you opt for bee-sheep hybrids, or beep. But would you rather have your beep be 70% bee and 30% sheep, or 70% sheep and 30% bee?
You can't decide if you want to keep bees or sheep, and so you opt for bee-sheep hybrids, or beep. But would you rather have your beep be 70% bee and 30% sheep, or 70% sheep and 30% bee?
Well, proportions don't really matter in this instance, it's all about which bits of the genome you get from each animal. For example, I could go for 30% bee and 70% sheep, but still completely lose the wool and the honey while retaining a stinger the size of a dog. But keeping in mind that at least one part of the bee genome results in something dangerous, while none of the sheep genome is, I'd go with that proportion anyway. Genetics being genetics, there's no guarantee that combining two genomes like that wouldn't result in some kind of hideous abhorrent monstrosity that had none of the properties of either bees or sheep, and plenty of nasty elements of its own, but the most likely result is going to be a dead sack of flesh anyway since bees and sheep almost certainly don't have compatible genomes, so it probably won't even matter. But if I'm lucky, I'll get all the size and wool of the sheep with a little bit of the honey of the bee. But it's going to seriously squash some hydrangeas while trying to pollinate them! Hope it can't fly...
Would you rather tickle a sleeping dragon, or be Medusa's hairdresser?
Would you rather tickle a sleeping dragon, or be Medusa's hairdresser?
Another hard pick. There is a chance that the sleeping dragon is smol and cute and baby, and that I will really enjoy tickling them. On the other hand, being Medusa's hairdresser might be really easy, since she does not really have any hair, just snek. All of the easy money. I guess the dragon tickling wins out in the end, though!
You are a sleeping dragon, and suddenly someone starts to tickle you. Would you rather go "WHO DARES TICKLE ME, [your dragonic name]" or "aah nuu, I am being tickled, uwuuu neeegh"
You are a sleeping dragon, and suddenly someone starts to tickle you. Would you rather go "WHO DARES TICKLE ME, [your dragonic name]" or "aah nuu, I am being tickled, uwuuu neeegh"