Well, since we're on action figures and retro videogame mascots...

BANG!!
Uses my STINKOR'S TRANSFORMING STINK GUN

You're transformed into the very popular butt still obscure game character, Punky Skunk, who had his game of the same name originally cancelled butt saved thanks to the goodwill of lots of enthusiasts and his many admirers! :D

Your sona traits are smelling really bad (probably) xD, being able to defeat your mocking enemies with a quick swing of your skunk tail and a cloud of your stink their way,

wearing a pretty red jumpsuit, having an amazing and really funky (both figuratively, and literally :p) loading screen, and owning several cool gadgets to help you beat the bad guys like a jetpack powered by your farts err skunk stink! :3
People just LOVE your cool skunk vibes, man!
