Action figures are species now? Well, okay. You're now Stretch Armstrong
Transform the user above you into a (different?) species II: The transfuring
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E, we're getting into toys? well then! You get to be one of those My Little Ponies, from the super popular franchise My Little Pony.
throws TF POTION unsteadily, as a high-as-balls cat
Uhh... maybe I should not have brewed that POTION while high on catnip.... Eh, you'll be fine, I am sure. Your new hobbies probably include biting stuff and looking at things quite intensely (but not directly). And quite possibly getting kind of soggy when exposed to sunlight :3
throws TF POTION unsteadily, as a high-as-balls cat
Uhh... maybe I should not have brewed that POTION while high on catnip.... Eh, you'll be fine, I am sure. Your new hobbies probably include biting stuff and looking at things quite intensely (but not directly). And quite possibly getting kind of soggy when exposed to sunlight :3
This might be quite a stretch (eeeeh? Get it?) But I know the perfect toy sona for you.
A wind up mouse toy uwu now you can go far and wide
A wind up mouse toy uwu now you can go far and wide
gets super wound up
AAAH I AM AT THE END OF MY TETHER OAOOOH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS LACK OF YOGURT >:O
angrily throws RODENT TRANSFORMATION POTION
You are now BARNEY MOUSE, from the computer game BARNEY MOUSE. Not everyone has their own computer game but you do because you are obviously a super popufur. The top comment on Lemon Amiga calls your game "A horrible single screen puzzle platformer with awful controls and frustratingly opaque gameplay" but I am sure it is just a skill issue.
Your new sona traits include walking around in front of a blue background and opening doors with keys.
AAAH I AM AT THE END OF MY TETHER OAOOOH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS LACK OF YOGURT >:O
angrily throws RODENT TRANSFORMATION POTION
You are now BARNEY MOUSE, from the computer game BARNEY MOUSE. Not everyone has their own computer game but you do because you are obviously a super popufur. The top comment on Lemon Amiga calls your game "A horrible single screen puzzle platformer with awful controls and frustratingly opaque gameplay" but I am sure it is just a skill issue.
Your new sona traits include walking around in front of a blue background and opening doors with keys.
Well, since we're on action figures and retro videogame mascots...
BANG!! Uses my STINKOR'S TRANSFORMING STINK GUN
You're transformed into the very popular butt still obscure game character, Punky Skunk, who had his game of the same name originally cancelled butt saved thanks to the goodwill of lots of enthusiasts and his many admirers! :D
Your sona traits are smelling really bad (probably) xD, being able to defeat your mocking enemies with a quick swing of your skunk tail and a cloud of your stink their way,
wearing a pretty red jumpsuit, having an amazing and really funky (both figuratively, and literally :p) loading screen, and owning several cool gadgets to help you beat the bad guys like a jetpack powered by your farts err skunk stink! :3
People just LOVE your cool skunk vibes, man!
BANG!! Uses my STINKOR'S TRANSFORMING STINK GUN
You're transformed into the very popular butt still obscure game character, Punky Skunk, who had his game of the same name originally cancelled butt saved thanks to the goodwill of lots of enthusiasts and his many admirers! :D
Your sona traits are smelling really bad (probably) xD, being able to defeat your mocking enemies with a quick swing of your skunk tail and a cloud of your stink their way,
wearing a pretty red jumpsuit, having an amazing and really funky (both figuratively, and literally :p) loading screen, and owning several cool gadgets to help you beat the bad guys like a jetpack powered by your farts err skunk stink! :3
People just LOVE your cool skunk vibes, man!
:| A 3/10 review for my master piece Barney Mouse... a 5/10 for Skunky Punk... this is unacceptable!
Games are art and deserve better, especially furry ones like the above! I'm so angry that I don't even want to open a door with this key I found!!!
This will not do! Stinkor! We need you!
Baaaawalazaaam
🖌
You are now ART SKUNK!
The world of art has clearly gone stale, pretentiousness is the only thing left, berating our beautiful games, but now the smell of change and revolution is in the air! Show them >:|
Games are art and deserve better, especially furry ones like the above! I'm so angry that I don't even want to open a door with this key I found!!!
This will not do! Stinkor! We need you!
Baaaawalazaaam
🖌You are now ART SKUNK!
The world of art has clearly gone stale, pretentiousness is the only thing left, berating our beautiful games, but now the smell of change and revolution is in the air! Show them >:|
takes out a cool skunk gadget - a fart-powered transformation gun - out of the pocket of my jumpsuit while I stand in the front of a scrolling green background while text on a cloud next to me says "CHECK THIS OUT!!"
Wow, it sure is so 90s over here.... anyway!
fires transformation gun
You are now a feral Easter bunny. I know Easter is over, but that's good, I have this all figured out: see, now you are free of the duties of Easter and you can moonlight as a bunny delivery service.
pries the Easter chick out of the cart with a crowbar and climbs in
Hello, Pörrökaveri. Take me to @Lenago's pantry :3
I will pay you in exposure.... to totally rad gas clouds with words on them :P
Oh dear, that was a magic Easter cart; it turns you into a feral Easter Chick.
It's like 'the Santa Clause', but it makes you poop chocolate eggs.
The chocolate and the eggs aren't the problem, but the tinfoil REALLY chafes the old cloaca!
It's like 'the Santa Clause', but it makes you poop chocolate eggs.
The chocolate and the eggs aren't the problem, but the tinfoil REALLY chafes the old cloaca!
Owow. My cloaca :O
I have been brewing PREPARATION C POTIONs all day (C is for cloaca).
At least I have plenty of chocolate eggs to eat (don't judge meh! eating your offspring is rodent culture I'll have you know! no judging!)
Anyhoo, just for that, lays TRANSFORMATION CHOCOLATE EGG
You are now this bat door knocker, and as such have to bite on a metal ring a lot, so there.
Also your material is metal, and your favorite music is metal, and your favorite element is metal. You conduct heat and electricity well, deform under stress without cleaving, and are a natural reservoir for a large number of zoonotic pathogens.
I have been brewing PREPARATION C POTIONs all day (C is for cloaca).
At least I have plenty of chocolate eggs to eat (don't judge meh! eating your offspring is rodent culture I'll have you know! no judging!)
Anyhoo, just for that, lays TRANSFORMATION CHOCOLATE EGG
You are now this bat door knocker, and as such have to bite on a metal ring a lot, so there.
Also your material is metal, and your favorite music is metal, and your favorite element is metal. You conduct heat and electricity well, deform under stress without cleaving, and are a natural reservoir for a large number of zoonotic pathogens.
As Skunk Ross, who just recently finished his latest great piece and first sniffable art in history, "Smeeell Me", I shall now showcase my incredible fine art skills with
FWOOOOOSH... BRUSHSTROKE OF TRANSFURMATION
You are now this, uh, this DOG! :D
He's very doggy
He's very good
He's very abstract
also he's quite smelly, that's why there's a green background of swirls behind him, may have let em rip :'3
(my artistic skunk-hand may have gone a bit overboard on this one, eheh. anyway, WHY THE LONG FACE? :P)
FWOOOOOSH... BRUSHSTROKE OF TRANSFURMATION
You are now this, uh, this DOG! :D
He's very doggy
He's very good
He's very abstract
also he's quite smelly, that's why there's a green background of swirls behind him, may have let em rip :'3
(my artistic skunk-hand may have gone a bit overboard on this one, eheh. anyway, WHY THE LONG FACE? :P)
As Skunk Ross, who just recently finished his latest great piece and first sniffable art in history, "Smeeell Me", I shall now showcase my incredible fine art skills with
FWOOOOOSH... BRUSHSTROKE OF TRANSFURMATION
You are now this, uh, this DOG! :D
He's very doggy
He's very good
He's very abstract
also he's quite smelly, that's why there's a green background of swirls behind him, may have let em rip :'3
(my artistic skunk-hand may have gone a bit overboard on this one, eheh. anyway, WHY THE LONG FACE? :P)
(Dawwww, that's pawesome
great job!!) Why the long face? Speak for yourself, mr coati!
(ohhh man, I love coatis!! so pointy, so mexican too!)Why the long face? Speak for yourself, mr coati!
While moving my coati snoot in all 360° directions Oh so we're doing long snouts now, huh? Well then, enjoy being a...
Borzoi!!
I think you'd enjoy being a Tanuki, especially if it means you can club fish to death with your testicles.
Aratist powers ratctivate! ratkala-zam!
You are now a fierce tigerrrr! rawrrr. Your lope around the wilderness of some type, probably, your turgid vaguely sluglike body looking very pronounced against the very low grass. (Hunting might be a bit hard, maybe you should just buy your meat from a grocery store?)
You are now a fierce tigerrrr! rawrrr. Your lope around the wilderness of some type, probably, your turgid vaguely sluglike body looking very pronounced against the very low grass. (Hunting might be a bit hard, maybe you should just buy your meat from a grocery store?)
My art style uwu although dated, artistically and thematically, is clearly superior to yours, ehm... "this dog"
But fear not, I can fix you!
You are now... KING BAT!
With your minions... ehm... uhm..... ... eh... Philipp and Humphrey! You bring back the old style of art (look at those pretty stars :3) which was based in reality and not weirdly abstract at all
uwu
Honestly Philipp, where do I even address you man? Your Butt, the end of your neck or your shoulders D:?
But fear not, I can fix you!
You are now... KING BAT!
With your minions... ehm... uhm..... ... eh... Philipp and Humphrey! You bring back the old style of art (look at those pretty stars :3) which was based in reality and not weirdly abstract at all
uwu
Honestly Philipp, where do I even address you man? Your Butt, the end of your neck or your shoulders D:?
Using my ginormous Tanuki testicles (seriously look at them, appreciate their beauty! :D) and the magic that emanates from them, plus me being a good shapeshifter at that, I shall transform you into another shapeshifting mythological creature from Japanese folklore...
But first, lemme envelop you in them Tanuki balls for the transformation to begin
:P
Ta-dah!!
You're a beautiful Kitsune! Devious nine-tailed fox who likes to use its magical abilities to torment royals, seduce men, and overall cause mischief! And look, you brought your own artistic style as well, look at that ancient Japanese brushwork! OwO
But first, lemme envelop you in them Tanuki balls for the transformation to begin
:P
Ta-dah!!
You're a beautiful Kitsune! Devious nine-tailed fox who likes to use its magical abilities to torment royals, seduce men, and overall cause mischief! And look, you brought your own artistic style as well, look at that ancient Japanese brushwork! OwO
Philipp! Humphrey! You two.... guys.... Bring me my royal yogurt. And feed it to me, as I have no hands. Wait, do you have any hands either? It is unclear :O
tries to peek behind my wings to see if Philipp and Humphrey have any hands
Also bring me my ROYAL BAT KING TRANSFORMATION SCEPTER. The whole place smells of Tanuki testicles and it's time we did something batbout that.
BATKALA-ZAM!!
You are now a vintage violin kittycat! Your sona traits are ALL PROMENADE (promenade all over the place), musicality and bringing much enjoyment to your catpals. You are also HELLA GINORMO, look at the size of you :O I bet you are super successful in the alley cat world, nobody dares to try and bap you with their paw no matter how loudly you play your violin :O