The Vending Machine Mk. II
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I don't know where you got rope, chains, or whips, but okay.
Out comes... drumroll please... @Bunny Lvr !!!
I insert essence a la skunk. (@Spilo this is your time to shine!)
Out comes... drumroll please... @Bunny Lvr !!!
I insert essence a la skunk. (@Spilo this is your time to shine!)
Out comes me, the skunk, of course... and a taste of my skunky perfume, pfffffssssht! ;)
Uh, good luck y'all getting rid of that
I insert @Daimyo_Ronin's fluffy fox fur (it was your day yesterday, after all!)
Uh, good luck y'all getting rid of that
I insert @Daimyo_Ronin's fluffy fox fur (it was your day yesterday, after all!)
Out falls a perfume... eu de folf.
I insert Dwayne the rock hard Johnson.
I insert Dwayne the rock hard Johnson.
Arrrrr, outwith comes some pirate booty, wink wink
Arrrrr, I interpose me treasure map!!
Out comes a booty treasure! (Which is actually a smelly skunk butt with a red cross on its [REDACTED] )
I i insert pirate lingo, arrrr!
)I i insert pirate lingo, arrrr!
A blue cod falls out and starts flopping on the ground.
I insert MTG cards.
I insert MTG cards.
Out comes Marjorie Taylor Green.
I stuff her back in again. Nope nope nope.
I stuff her back in again. Nope nope nope.
Out comes something better!
Mariah Carey in the middle of her defrosting process, yay!
I insert all of the world's earplug production :D
Mariah Carey in the middle of her defrosting process, yay!
I insert all of the world's earplug production :D
Out marches her evil twin, Mariah Scarey. She steals the earplugs and slaps you with a rubber chicken.
I insert Mariah-Carey/Scarey-Repellant.
I insert Mariah-Carey/Scarey-Repellant.
Out comes the Easter chick, who takes over the vacated Christmas :O
I insert a department store's fall Easter catalogue.
I insert a department store's fall Easter catalogue.