The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes rope, chains and whips

inserts a pink hair bow

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

I don't know where you got rope, chains, or whips, but okay.
Out comes... drumroll please... @Bunny Lvr !!!

I insert essence a la skunk. (@Spilo this is your time to shine!)

 

[Spilo]

Out comes me, the skunk, of course... and a taste of my skunky perfume, pfffffssssht! ;)

Uh, good luck y'all getting rid of that

I insert @Daimyo_Ronin's fluffy fox fur (it was your day yesterday, after all!)

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out falls a perfume... eu de folf.

I insert Dwayne the rock hard Johnson.

 

[Faust]

I insert Dwayne the rock hard Johnson.

Out comes Dianne the peach-soft Fanny.

In goes a big book of innuendos.

 

[Ravofox]

Out comes Dianne the peach-soft Fanny.

In goes a big book of innuendos.

Arrrrr, outwith comes some pirate booty, wink wink

Arrrrr, I interpose me treasure map!!

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a booty treasure! (Which is actually a smelly skunk butt with a red cross on its [REDACTED] )

I i insert pirate lingo, arrrr!

 

[metatherat]

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

I insert a red herring.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

A blue cod falls out and starts flopping on the ground.

I insert MTG cards.

 

[Faust]

Out comes Marjorie Taylor Green.

I stuff her back in again. Nope nope nope.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes something better!

Mariah Carey in the middle of her defrosting process, yay!

I insert all of the world's earplug production :D