The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes rope, chains and whips

inserts a pink hair bow

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

I don't know where you got rope, chains, or whips, but okay.
Out comes... drumroll please... @Bunny Lvr !!!

I insert essence a la skunk. (@Spilo this is your time to shine!)

 

[Spilo]

Out comes me, the skunk, of course... and a taste of my skunky perfume, pfffffssssht! ;)

Uh, good luck y'all getting rid of that

I insert @Daimyo_Ronin's fluffy fox fur (it was your day yesterday, after all!)

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out falls a perfume... eu de folf.

I insert Dwayne the rock hard Johnson.

 

[Faust]

I insert Dwayne the rock hard Johnson.

Out comes Dianne the peach-soft Fanny.

In goes a big book of innuendos.

 

[Ravofox]

Out comes Dianne the peach-soft Fanny.

In goes a big book of innuendos.

Arrrrr, outwith comes some pirate booty, wink wink

Arrrrr, I interpose me treasure map!!

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a booty treasure! (Which is actually a smelly skunk butt with a red cross on its [REDACTED] )

I i insert pirate lingo, arrrr!

 

[metatherat]

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

I insert a red herring.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

A blue cod falls out and starts flopping on the ground.

I insert MTG cards.

 

[Faust]

Out comes Marjorie Taylor Green.

I stuff her back in again. Nope nope nope.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes something better!

Mariah Carey in the middle of her defrosting process, yay!

I insert all of the world's earplug production :D

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out marches her evil twin, Mariah Scarey. She steals the earplugs and slaps you with a rubber chicken.

I insert Mariah-Carey/Scarey-Repellant.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes the Easter chick, who takes over the vacated Christmas :O

I insert a department store's fall Easter catalogue.

 

[Ravofox]

Out comes the Easter chick, who takes over the vacated Christmas :O

I insert a department store's fall Easter catalogue.

Out comes the entire Christ the Redeemer statue!!

Out comes Marjorie Taylor Green.

I stuff her back in again. Nope nope nope.

Inserts the dreaded gazpacho police

 

[Faust]

Ooh. That's cold. No, really, Gazpacho soup is served cold.
Out comes a member of the National Soup-cialist Party.

In goes a copy of the Hitler Diaries.

 

[Ravofox]

Ooh. That's cold. No, really, Gazpacho soup is served cold.
Out comes a member of the National Soup-cialist Party.

In goes a copy of the Hitler Diaries.

Out comes a cow.
Sorry, thought you said dairy

 

[Faust]

Out comes a cow.
Sorry, thought you said dairy

Do Nazi cows Moo-se Step?

 

[Spilo]

SUDDENLY, out comes me, the skunk, since nobody inserted anything

I insert a fartshumper sign, straight from Norway

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes an army of fartshumpers carrying signs "GIVE US FARTS OR GIVE US DEATH"

inserts a something and a nothing

 

[Ravofox]

Out comes an army of fartshumpers carrying signs "GIVE US FARTS OR GIVE US DEATH"

inserts a something and a nothing

Out comes a virtual particle! I didn't know there was a particle accelerator in the machine... actually when you think about it it does make a lot of sense!

Inserts a mouse lemur, dawwwww!!