Jokes Thread (Bad puns encouraged!)

What's the only event that you fervently hope will not go off without a hitch?

Your wedding.
 
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Why did the catholic priest explode when he used his sermon to belittle the congregation?

He reached a critical mass.
 
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Did you hear that Han Solo and Chewbacca are organising an outdoor festival for bounty hunters that like tea and tapioca pearls?

It's a Boba Fete!
 

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