Out comes a rabid raccoon with breadcrumbs on his mouth. He ate the loaf
I insert a rabid skunk
I insert a rabid skunk
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Woo hoo, but I don't get a thing because you didn't put anything in
inserts a rock
inserts a rock
out come alarming grinding noises from the vending machine.
I insert a postcard featuring happy dancing animals with a message: "THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, VENDING MACHINE :3"
I insert a postcard featuring happy dancing animals with a message: "THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, VENDING MACHINE :3"
Out comes the same thanking card, but bitten on the side. "I guess that's the way of the vending machine critters of saying you're welcome" :p
I insert eau de skunk
I insert eau de skunk
Out comes a bottle of Chanel Number 2.
I insert a bottle of genuine pirate grog.
I insert a bottle of genuine pirate grog.
Out comes a groggy pirate after drinking the pirate grog that was introduced in the machine.
I insert a big ass stick
I insert a big ass stick
Out comes bunzz of steel
Inserts 1/8 tsp of salt, 1 tsp garlic powder, and 6 tsp cumin
Inserts 1/8 tsp of salt, 1 tsp garlic powder, and 6 tsp cumin
Out comes a crazed vending machine flea chef, who is angry that you have stolen his secret recipe.
I insert secret recipe for rat-fishsticks, which says: "find fishsticks. gnaw at fishsticks"
I insert secret recipe for rat-fishsticks, which says: "find fishsticks. gnaw at fishsticks"
The vending machine interprets this as a new LLM for its AI and hops off to find fishsticks to gnaw at.
I insert a malicious daemon
I insert a malicious daemon
The daemon (aka, a computer background process) messes up with the machine's computer that it begins to expel everything it had inside it
I insert, uh, a skunk technician.. A Vending Machine skunk technician!!
I insert, uh, a skunk technician.. A Vending Machine skunk technician!!
Well technically that's a vending machine that fixes skunks, not a skunk that fixes vending machines, so the vending machine starts spitting out perfectly functional skunks. Which, in retrospect, is probably exactly what you wanted.
I insert a magic wand.
I insert a magic wand.
Somebody get the hospital thread quick, he's having an attack!
Out comes an vending machine opossum who explains to me what a "rap attack" is
I insert a Bic Mac attack.
Out comes an vending machine opossum who explains to me what a "rap attack" is
I insert a Bic Mac attack.
Out comes a steak
It's Fuckin' RAW!!!
I insert the lamb sauce :P
It's Fuckin' RAW!!!
I insert the lamb sauce :P
Out comes a bee riding skunk, holding THE WIN
YEE-HAW!!!
I insert a cowboy hat signed by Mr. Skunk Cowboy
YEE-HAW!!!
I insert a cowboy hat signed by Mr. Skunk Cowboy