The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Spilo]

Out comes a rabid raccoon with breadcrumbs on his mouth. He ate the loaf

I insert a rabid skunk

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes @Cinderpelt

inserts a scratched CD

 

[Cinderpelt]

Congratulations you have eared a Cinderslush in your inventory!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Woo hoo, but I don't get a thing because you didn't put anything in

inserts a rock

 

[metatherat]

out come alarming grinding noises from the vending machine.

I insert a postcard featuring happy dancing animals with a message: "THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, VENDING MACHINE :3"

 

[Spilo]

Out comes the same thanking card, but bitten on the side. "I guess that's the way of the vending machine critters of saying you're welcome" :p

I insert eau de skunk

 

[Faust]

Out comes a bottle of Chanel Number 2.

I insert a bottle of genuine pirate grog.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a groggy pirate after drinking the pirate grog that was introduced in the machine.

I insert a big ass stick

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes bunzz of steel

Inserts 1/8 tsp of salt, 1 tsp garlic powder, and 6 tsp cumin