The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Spilo]

Out comes a rabid raccoon with breadcrumbs on his mouth. He ate the loaf

I insert a rabid skunk

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes @Cinderpelt

inserts a scratched CD

 

[Cinderpelt]

Congratulations you have eared a Cinderslush in your inventory!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Woo hoo, but I don't get a thing because you didn't put anything in

inserts a rock

 

[metatherat]

out come alarming grinding noises from the vending machine.

I insert a postcard featuring happy dancing animals with a message: "THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, VENDING MACHINE :3"

 

[Spilo]

Out comes the same thanking card, but bitten on the side. "I guess that's the way of the vending machine critters of saying you're welcome" :p

I insert eau de skunk

 

[Faust]

Out comes a bottle of Chanel Number 2.

I insert a bottle of genuine pirate grog.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a groggy pirate after drinking the pirate grog that was introduced in the machine.

I insert a big ass stick

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes bunzz of steel

Inserts 1/8 tsp of salt, 1 tsp garlic powder, and 6 tsp cumin

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a crazed vending machine flea chef, who is angry that you have stolen his secret recipe.

I insert secret recipe for rat-fishsticks, which says: "find fishsticks. gnaw at fishsticks"

 

[Faust]

The vending machine interprets this as a new LLM for its AI and hops off to find fishsticks to gnaw at.

I insert a malicious daemon

 

[Spilo]

The daemon (aka, a computer background process) messes up with the machine's computer that it begins to expel everything it had inside it

I insert, uh, a skunk technician.. A Vending Machine skunk technician!!

 

[Faust]

Well technically that's a vending machine that fixes skunks, not a skunk that fixes vending machines, so the vending machine starts spitting out perfectly functional skunks. Which, in retrospect, is probably exactly what you wanted.

I insert a magic wand.