Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately i beg your pardon?
Unfortunately this is not horny jail, so I won't get my usual cell
Fortunately, all jails that have furries in them tend to turn into horny ones eventually
Unfortunately the warden isn't in a pleasant mood so there is no yard time today
UnFortunately i start digging a way out, but the spoon i was using broke
Unfortunately, you need it for stirring your tea, since your shovel broke.
Unfortunately this leads to solitary confinement, since the well equiped warden thinks you brought the glass for stabby action 
Fortunately, since this is a furry jail, the confinement turns out to be super hot and head-tiltingly kinky.
Unfortunately... hmmh... ehm...
Oh!
The visitors start Kinkshaming: hard!
Oh!
The visitors start Kinkshaming: hard!
Fortunately that's illegal, so they soon find themselves extra-snugly confined in jail.
Unfortunately there is now a yogurt shortage because all the yogurt makers are snuggling in jail
Fortunately, nobody wants to buy yoghurt made by kink-shamers anyway. Bastards.
Unfortunately the lack of yogurt production causes all the milk to spoil
Fortunately, that's great for the cheese fetishists!
Unfortunately all this cheese smells like feet and tastes like beet