Fortunately, unfortunately

[Wuff-Wuff]

;w; Fortunately... ehm... I'm wearing those doggy shoes....

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, the cecotrope seeps deeeep into the shoes, making them smell forever, and causing you to get beset by weird hungry bunnies every time you wear the doggo shoes.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately where you are going you don't need roads!

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, that's because it's Antarctica.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately you won't get heat stroke

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately I am now a dog in a block of ice

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately bunny has a flamethrower

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately Elon Musk made it, so it's more an oversized cook's blowtorch really.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

(Oops sorry Faust! Edit Time!)

Fortunately it was therefor legal according to geneva convention and I could be saved!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

UnFortunately we forgot the butane

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately we have plenty of butt-ane :P

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately… This was in the news this morning

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately the sun is still shining

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, that's how you get skin cancer.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately this might melt the ice block you guys kind of forgot and left me in :'3

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, a plumber was planning to use that ice block to jump over a pit, and he falls into the pit and loses a life.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately I am free! (And quite wet)

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, without the plumber, the goomba population of Antarctica undergoes an uncontrollable population explosion

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately this was no problem, because they got stuck between two pipes.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately the hungry Antarctica Goomba Travel Agent booked flights to Antarctica instead of Asia, so all the Goombas just took a flight around the airport and all went back between the two pipes reproducing like bunnies