Fortunately, unfortunately

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately this means us nocturnal animals can sleep all the time! Yippee!

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, you can't eat.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, this is good news if you are a preytato :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately @Chad Firepaws will shrivel up from starvation and his hat will no longer be able to fit

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately, a certain skunk invented a new ray gun that turns preytatoes into nutrients and teleports them directly inside the body to be absorbed, without having to eat them! How cool is that?

No preytatoes are safe, doesn't matter if you can't physically eat :P

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately predators skin are too thick to be absorbed

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately that means preds are safe, like they were meant to giggles

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately you are now malnourished

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately, I am not :P

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately you are tired

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately, the tiredness will pass with a small nap

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately I will be alone as you nap

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately preytatoes are never alone! We're always watching u :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately there is always this scary and exciting feeling around that you might decide to eat us on a whim :3

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately that's not my problem

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately what is your problem is a bunch of weird mice who are into vore following you everywhere.

 

[Universe]

Fortunately you get a boop

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately someone misspelled it and it becomes poop

 

[Universe]

Fortunately I fixed it

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately Alpha gave you instructions to fix a toilet so now you have a large potty