Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortnuately it hit another asteroid flying by earth and now, instead of just hitting the ground as a poop asteroid, it has started to rain in a rather stinky manner today! 
Fortunately it's made of puppies so the damages will only be restricted to too many people going "awwww. Can I keep it??"
Fortunately @Lenago had plenty... oh wait I think that was his dinner
Unfortunately his new house came with 101 Dalmatians and the puppy treats don't last long at all
Fortunately he figured out a way to make a very profitable movie out of this situation, which enabled more puppy treats!
Unfortunately, in this version, Cruella wins.
(I think it's being made by the guys who made 'Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey'...)
(I think it's being made by the guys who made 'Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey'...)
Fortunately the unfathomable fear she felt while running away from tigers made her finally appreciate life, even that of doggos :3
Unfortunately, nobody believed ‘Cruella’s Ethically Sourced Fake Fur Fashion’ because she has such an obvious villain name.
Fortunately she changed her name to "Not so Cruella de vill i promise for real" to make less obvious she is a villain
Unfortunately she forgot to change the whole "cruel" and "devil" part.
Fortunately, she managed to get into Viili manufacturing, so she can try to convince everyone that her name is a reference to the viili.
(Viili - Wikipedia)
(Viili - Wikipedia)
Unfortunately her manufacturing plant got overrun by rats after a certain rat that could speak finnish told them that Viili was similar to yogurt. Hän on todella tuhma rotta!
Fortunately, she managed to spin the security camera footage into a popular nature show featuring rats living in the viili factory :3
Unfortunately, many viewers of the Viili Factory Rats Nature Show perceived the footage as being fake, leading to an extensive online debate that nobody enjoys.
Fortunately the seething activity of the internet hate machine prooved quite the publicity, making "Not so Cruella de vill i promise for real" very rich.