Fortunately, unfortunately

[Spilo]

Fortunately I have all the luck of the world unlike the unlucky sad rat; so me, @Spilo, the skunk, gets ALL the good tasting yogurt :3

 

[Ravofox]

Fortunately I have all the luck of the world unlike the unlucky sad rat; so me, @Spilo, the skunk, gets ALL the good tasting yogurt :3

Unfortunately, this total monopolization of yogurt in a single individual causes the rats to stage a yogurt revolution against you!! (No, not the one that happened in Yugoslavia)

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately, I, as a skunk obviously :p, lift my tail, grunt a little, and spray the rats and their supposed revolution away. Thus skunks win once again :3