Fortunately I have all the luck of the world unlike the unlucky sad rat; so me, @Spilo, the skunk, gets ALL the good tasting yogurt :3
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately, this total monopolization of yogurt in a single individual causes the rats to stage a yogurt revolution against you!!
(No, not the one that happened in Yugoslavia
)Fortunately, I, as a skunk obviously :p, lift my tail, grunt a little, and spray the rats and their supposed revolution away. Thus skunks win once again :3
Unfortunately, they come back armed with gas masks and butt corks.
Plus:
In scent, skunk power :P
Fortunately the smell was so overpowering everyone started tripping their tail off, laughing at everything while reeling from lack of oxygen. So a good time.
Unfortunately, we're now heading rapidly towards a discussion on the sex lives of banana slugs.
Because I said so.
Because I said so.
Fortunately, the sex lives of banana slugs is a very interesting topic, and a convenient group of anthro banana slugs barges in to help explain things.
Unfortunately they are unable to open the door, being slippery and everything
Fortunately, being invertebrates, they can just squish themselves through the letterbox.
Unfortunately so many tried at once they clogged the letterbox
Fortunately, it gives birth to more toilets which you can use.
Fortunately the toilets are maintained to the highest standards of cleanliness, and thus are better to use than any "normal" container.
Unfortunately that means we have to pee in the punch bowl.