Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately it is plastic from the fast food place and it shattered
Fortunately it is still perfectly able to lift forks! ... As long as they're the plastic variety
Unfortunately the judge was a huge fan of Messagjkjglknrkjnbuhglkasolönoh and not into any shaming kinks, so he had a bias against Meta from the start :( even if he did enjoy a good broken down plastic fork lift
Fortunately, the judge's bias is so obvious that the Supreme Court takes up the appeal.
Unfortunately the Echos of all the dogs howling were so loud in the empty courthouse caused that the Supreme Court was not held that day
Fortunately, overhead there was an Albatross that lay motionless upon the air, who happened to bring a pardon letter from Sir Squeakalot who had great powers withing the legal system.
Unfortunately, 'motionless' is not a great speed at which to deliver a vital document. It arrives too late to prevent judgement.
Fortunately there was a stay of execution so it did arrive in time
Unfortunately the albatross, embarrassed at its own lack of urgency, attempts to make up for it with a last minute burst of speed. The envelope flies out of its beak at freak velocities, decapitating the accused with a particularly savage paper cut.
Fortunately @metatherat is in the courtroom and uses his RESTORE DECAPITATION POTION
Unfortunately, HE was the defendant! It's hard to drink without a head.
Fortunately another pantry rat had the POTION and was able to use it
Unfortunately he got the potions mixed up a little and gave Meta the RESTORE AS A CRIMINAL RAT POTION, starting another trial D:
Unfortunately the judge was not given enough yogurt to be appeased and the verdict at the next trial was guilty
Unfortunately, since he is a rat, some suspect him of being a snitch D: