Fortunately I have a rat sized red squirrel costume. With red squirrels being protected in the co.uk, the neighbour cannot do anything.
Fortunately, unfortunately
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Unfortunately, before @metatherat could even get to the yogurt, it turned out the opossums were actually smol skunks disguised as opossums and who ate all of the yogurt, leaving the rat like a fool and the owner(s) with no yogurt nor food :P
Fortunately xD damn those skunks are sneeky! Ehm, fortunately I still had one jar left, hidden!
Unfortunately I had been watching the whole time.
Fortunately, you are a powerful, but good dragon
Fortunately, this just means that @Marius Merganser is pecking him playfully.
Unfortunately a female duck suddenly passed by, doing the whole demonstration thingie, and now he's getting a bit more aggressive D:
Unfortunately Wayne's coat is now in shreds and Wayne is going to freeze to death with all the rats and opossums gnawing Wayne's coat.
Fortunately, all the rats and possums agreed to cover Wayne and give him a new coat
Unfortunately for Wayne, the money they used was actually his, found in his old coat, but don't tell Wayne that!
Fortunately, Wayne was gonna use that money to buy a new coat anyways
Unfortunately, he left his easily identifiable theme music on. Also it is constantly raining directly into his glumly brooding face, another serious clue as to his identity.
Fortunately I wiped the memory of everyone who saw that
Unfortunately, everyone also forgot their PIN numbers. And their keys.
Unfortunately, everyone sheds so much that you can barely see 20 cm away from your face. And don't even get me started on the smell :P