Fortunately, unfortunately

[metatherat]

Fortunately, I have here in my pawket my GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD.... LICENSE. POTION. Mahaa.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Unfortunately you end up in a town, after using that potion, that cares only for aggressive capitalism D:

 

[Universe]

Fortunately I saved you

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately Alpha activated sleep cycle and you have to sleep outside

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, this gives you the perfect chance to view the thin crescent moon.

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately, that means that she was mooned by some mischievous anthro assassin bug nymphs.

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, they're also called 'Kissing Bugs' for a reason.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunately they have no tongues, so are unable to kiss properly

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately they can still do .... other things

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, those things are 'suck your blood' and 'give you Chagas disease'

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately they have such small teeth they are unable to penetrate fur

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, their rostrums (piercing mouthparts) are not teeth, and are HUGE! Check it out!

Seriously, those suckers can BITE! Or at least, stab.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Fortunately those mouthparts can penetrate more than just skin

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Unfortunatly they will all die out at the first blue moon

 

[Faust]

Fortunately, the lack of predation leads to an explosion in the numbers of Spanish Fly.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Unfortunatley, this soon leads to a war against the English fly

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately we learn how to harness the energy in the English Fly and use the energy to produce more yogurt

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, this means Sir Flycis Drake is not available to fight the Spanish Flymada, and they conquer the world.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fortunately they offer free yogurt to the masses

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, Catholics hate yoghurt on their communion wafers.