In My Pants

The darkness must go
Down the river of night's dreaming;
Flow, Morpheus, slow,
Let the sunlight come streaming,
Into my pants.
 
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DO IT! JUST DO IT IN MY PANTS!
Don't let your dreams be dreams, yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it in my pants!
Some people dream of success, while you're gonna wake up and go hard at it in my pants!
Nothing is impossible in my pants!
You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you're not gonna stop there in my pants!
NO! what are you waiting for in my pants?
Just ffffff do it! DO IT! if you're tired of starting over, STOP GIVING UP IN MY PANTS!
 
Wizard of Oz time!

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain in my pants."

or:

"I'll get you in my pants, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

or:

"If I only had a brain in my pants."
 
Suddenly I can't stop thinking of these!

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you in my pants.
 

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