Meta....WHY IS THERE TIGERS IN MY LIVING ROOM!?!some PANTRY CHINCHILLAS and PANTRY TIGERS also gnaw on @Lenago's wainscoting
Meta....WHY IS THERE TIGERS IN MY LIVING ROOM!?!some PANTRY CHINCHILLAS and PANTRY TIGERS also gnaw on @Lenago's wainscoting
Oh, they wandered in from the PANTRY ZOO, the PANTRY TIGER FARM, and the PANTRY TIGER GAS STATION.Meta....WHY IS THERE TIGERS IN MY LIVING ROOM!?!
*looks at the dogs *View attachment 9135: "Duuude, that Lenny guy is sick yo, he got himself a pet Tiger!"
"Yeah man, he's dawgone insane! I heard he got high on Frogsweat infront of the Pawlice one time. He's one bad canine!"
"Yours", they reply*looks at the dogs *
Who's pets are these?
(I laughed out loud irl) :DView attachment 9136: "Dude Lenny, we're your homeboys maaan! You're like, a legend dude!"
"Yeah man, even legendary Rapper "Gnawbone" used your likeness on his newest release Dawg!
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......do i get paid for that?...View attachment 9136: "Dude Lenny, we're your homeboys maaan! You're like, a legend dude!"
"Yeah man, even legendary Rapper "Gnawbone" used your likeness on his newest release Dawg!
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is busy using the money as a litter box......do i get paid for that?...
awakens, stretchesis busy using the money as a litter box
This could be the new "All the Single Furries" :OGood morning Meta :3!
Hope you slept well! Did you hear the new track by Gnawbone btw :D I had no idea how famous @Lenago was in the Hip Hop scene! He even spits a few bars towards the end. Here I'll play it for you!
Uhu uhu
Yeah!
This one goes out to a real G
Tshyeh! Tshyeh!
Alright let’s hit it
[Verse]
I’ve got female dogs in my pantry
Trying to tell me that they want me (Arwooo!)
To take them to the park, in the dark, I ain’t scared of no fool’s carbon steel spark (bang bang)
cause I made my mark (<pee noises>) yeah, with me there ain’t no messin’, though I am careful if the moose is loose with his Smith and Wesson (<fumbling noises and a single shot> Ah, Sorry!)
Uhu, so excuse me ladies while I get filthy rich
Got an army of rats but I ain’t no snitch!
[Chorus]
Lenago, desperado
Got more riches than El Dorado
Lenago, ain’t no spado
Got more yogurt than the state of Colorado
[Verse]
Uhu yeah, come one
Frog sweat, yeah you won’t forget, you think you had it all, but you ain’t seen nothing yet
Cause I get my fill
Straight from Brazil
Higher than a space dragon is where I get my thrills!
Yeaha!
Here I’d say “F” the pawlice delinquently
But I’m scared that on this forum they’d take it literally! (<Bunny hopping noises>)
[Chorus]
Lenago, desperado
Got more riches than El Dorado
Lenago, ain’t no spado
Got more yogurt than the state of Colorado
Uhu, damn right! This G’s crazy y’all, got a pet Tiger, fills his Kitty litter with dollars (Sheeeee!)
Mmhmm Mmhhm
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Oh dang dawg it’s him! G, got some bars for us?
.... Give gold bars TO YOU? You're kidding, right?! And does this place look like a studio to you?! glares
Awww dang dawg, c’mon guys, let’s pack it up, this cat ain’t foolin’ around.
I’M NOT A CAT!!! NOW SCRAM!
Wait owo there was already an OFFICIAL FURRY RELEASE? Tell me more :DThis could be the new "All the Single Furries" :O
Wait owo there was already an OFFICIAL FURRY RELEASE? Tell me more :D
Finally! Someone understands me!I have also gained an intense empathy for @Some Moron :'3
Son I finally understand ;w; no wonder you keep hiding the clear and obvious fact that you're a furry!Finally! Someone understands me!
Wait... what?
Hey now,Son I finally understand ;w; no wonder you keep hiding the clear and obvious fact that you're a furry!
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