Predators Vs. Prey

[Wuff-Wuff]

Then why were you licking his balls!?

I'll explain that to you when you're older son ^w^ .... I mean D:< I wasn't! Who said that? Was it your mother!?

Aw, no! I knew should've used a fake email! What was I thinking...

uou the subscription will be transmitted to my email.... so that I ... ehm... can return it once you've learned your lesson! Yes!

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

I'll explain that to you when you're older son ^w^ .... I mean D:< I wasn't! Who said that? Was it your mother!?

uou the subscription will be transmitted to my email.... so that I ... ehm... can return it once you've learned your lesson! Yes!

So be it! I'm running away... again! And this time, I'll start doing Frogsweat too! Haaa! See how you like that!
Don't even try to stop me! I'll be passed out under a bridge by this time next week! It'll be all your fault, you mangy mutt!

I'd crap on the lawn, but I know you'd only roll around in it! You flea-ridden cretin!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

So be it! I'm running away... again! And this time, I'll start doing Frogsweat too! Haaa! See how you like that!
Don't even try to stop me! I'll be passed out under a bridge by this time next week! It'll be all your fault, you mangy mutt!

I'd crap on the lawn, but I know you'd only roll around in it! You flea-ridden cretin!

Fine >:U be that way! I've tried my hardest to raise you my son, even after your mother left! Countless hours of trying to ignore you.. I mean look after you and this is how you repay me!? I should spank you, but you'd only enjoy that you closet subby D:<

Actually could you get me some of that Frogsweat too ^w^ here's a few dollars son.

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

Fine >:U be that way! I've tried my hardest to raise you my son, even after your mother left! Countless hours of trying to ignore you.. I mean look after you and this is how you repay me!?

Yeah, and I had soooo much fun... spending my childhood watching you get pissed, down the pub!

I should spank you, but you'd only enjoy that you closet subby D:<

Just because I'm a fox, doesn't mean I'm gay! You racist! How typical of an old mutt!

Actually could you get me some of that Frogsweat too ^w^ here's a few dollars son.

...fine.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Nooo Son! Did I not provide you the best upbringing a father could give ;w; ?

goes into family therapy for parents with run away kids

I ... I know I wasn't always there for him ... the first time he sniffed a skunk butt.... I only wrote him a crudely written congratulations letter :'( ...

.....

heh :'3 I guess you're right Psychologists Dr. Meat, he's grown so fast and done so much... I should be proud of him and his independence! I should share this pride with the world!

Hey everybody! My son @Some Moron sniffs Skunkbutts! :'D I'm the proudest father on this planet!
[que emotional applause]

What on Earth happened here

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

What on Earth happened here

The short answer is: it's probably not even worth knowing xD

The long answer: Some Moron called me an old bastard in one of his many denial rants, to which the conversation concluded in me being his long lost father. And now it's a thing I guess :3

Yeah, and I had soooo much fun... spending my childhood watching you get pissed, down the pub!

Pissing is animal communication my son! But what was I to expect from someone who kept denying his true nature û.u

Just because I'm a fox, doesn't mean I'm gay! You racist! How typical of an old mutt!

The magazines say so Son >:I You foxes are all the same! ...
Oh damn... he might be onto something

...fine.

^o^ thanks son! Let's play baseball once you get back!

 

[Guifrog]

So be it! I'm running away... again! And this time, I'll start doing Frogsweat too! Haaa! See how you like that!

Actually could you get me some of that Frogsweat too ^w^ here's a few dollars son.

What in the...? Has somebody been trafficking my fluids while I'm asleep, or using Ben's machine, or something?
Guys, if you wanna lick my sweat, you can just ask! No need to try to do that via obscure means

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

The short answer is: furries being weird, as per usual!

Fixed that for you. Gaawwwdd, you're such a weirdo! :v

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

What in the...? Has somebody been trafficking my fluids while I'm asleep, or using Ben's machine, or something?
Guys, if you wanna lick my sweat, you can just ask! No need to try to do that via obscure means

checks my empty wallet
Well now I just feel like an idiot :'3

Fixed that for you. Gaawwwdd, you're such a weirdo! :v

checks my once upstanding belief that I used to be a down to earth and reasonable chap
Well now I just feel like an idiot :'3

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Oh, ok. So nothing unusual then

 

[Chad Firepaws]

checks my empty wallet
Well now I just feel like an idiot :'3

checks my once upstanding belief that I used to be a down to earth and reasonable chap
Well now I just feel like an idiot :'3

looks over at my frogsweat factory and dumps more money into my litter box

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

It was YOU Chad FireKitty D:< Why I ought to.....
Pet you friendly and feed you catnip ^w^; nice kitty, good kitty, don't eat me good nice kitty!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

It was YOU Chad FireKitty D:< Why I ought to.....
Pet you friendly and feed you catnip ^w^; nice kitty, good kitty, don't eat me good nice kitty!

Now why would I eat one of my best clients? You've helped fill many litter boxes

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Now why would I eat one of my best clients? You've helped fill many litter boxes

Yaaaay :'3 tehe...hehe....hehehehe ;w;

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

checks my empty wallet
Well now I just feel like an idiot :'3

checks my once upstanding belief that I used to be a down to earth and reasonable chap
Well now I just feel like an idiot :'3

Mwhaha! That's what you get, for being such a terrible father!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Mwhaha! That's what you get, for being such a terrible father!

Sh-... shut up son D: not while official workes from the fire department are here!

Eehh... eh... it was all done to teach you how to use money ûoû; spending, saving, all that sort of stuff! You see, I am a good father! Isn't that right son!

stands on your toe surreptitiously

 

[Universe]

Morning everyone Alpha activates wake up cycle

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Good morning Universe :D I hope you have slept quite well!

 

[Universe]

Good morning Universe :D I hope you have slept quite well!

I have I hope nobody gets stuck

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

I have I hope nobody gets stuck

Sofar so good I think :3