Predators Vs. Prey

Nooo Son! Did I not provide you the best upbringing a father could give ;w; ?

goes into family therapy for parents with run away kids

I ... I know I wasn't always there for him ... the first time he sniffed a skunk butt.... I only wrote him a crudely written congratulations letter :'( ...

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heh :'3 I guess you're right Psychologists Dr. Meat, he's grown so fast and done so much... I should be proud of him and his independence! I should share this pride with the world!

Hey everybody! My son @Some Moron sniffs Skunkbutts! :'D I'm the proudest father on this planet!
[que emotional applause]
 
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it is work time againn
levitates off to work
uuioouoouuououo~
 
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Wuff-Wuff said:
Good morning Meta :3!
Hope you slept well! Did you hear the new track by Gnawbone btw :D I had no idea how famous @Lenago was in the Hip Hop scene! He even spits a few bars towards the end. Here I'll play it for you!

Uhu uhu
Yeah!
This one goes out to a real G
Tshyeh! Tshyeh!
Alright let’s hit it

[Verse]
I’ve got female dogs in my pantry
Trying to tell me that they want me (Arwooo!)
To take them to the park, in the dark, I ain’t scared of no fool’s carbon steel spark (bang bang)
cause I made my mark (<pee noises>) yeah, with me there ain’t no messin’, though I am careful if the moose is loose with his Smith and Wesson (<fumbling noises and a single shot> Ah, Sorry!)
Uhu, so excuse me ladies while I get filthy rich
Got an army of rats but I ain’t no snitch!

[Chorus]
Lenago, desperado
Got more riches than El Dorado
Lenago, ain’t no spado
Got more yogurt than the state of Colorado

[Verse]
Uhu yeah, come one
Frog sweat, yeah you won’t forget, you think you had it all, but you ain’t seen nothing yet
Cause I get my fill
Straight from Brazil
Higher than a space dragon is where I get my thrills!
Yeaha!
Here I’d say “F” the pawlice delinquently
But I’m scared that on this forum they’d take it literally! (<Bunny hopping noises>)

[Chorus]
Lenago, desperado
Got more riches than El Dorado
Lenago, ain’t no spado
Got more yogurt than the state of Colorado

Uhu, damn right! This G’s crazy y’all, got a pet Tiger, fills his Kitty litter with dollars (Sheeeee!)
Mmhmm Mmhhm

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!

Oh dang dawg it’s him! G, got some bars for us?

.... Give gold bars TO YOU? You're kidding, right?! And does this place look like a studio to you?! glares

Awww dang dawg, c’mon guys, let’s pack it up, this cat ain’t foolin’ around.

I’M NOT A CAT!!! NOW SCRAM!
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Stillll waiting for my cut
 
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Lenago said:
Stillll waiting for my cut
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Chad Firepaws said:
is busy using the money as a litter box
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gangsta_dogs_by_tikeru_d8qeg6g-fullview.jpg: "Yeeeaaaaah~ about that, dawg. We kind of gave it to your Tiger"
"Yeah man! He was going to eat us! But it's all coo' braw! We got you, here, have some Frogsweat!"

Some Moron said:
Geez, dad, you're so embarrassing! Stuff like this is why mum left! 😫

Wait, Dr. Meat!? Are you talking to a box of pork loin steaks again!?
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Shut up Son D:< don't you dare mention your mother around me again, or I'll whack you with a stick.... ehm I mean ^w^; Son we both know she left because she got turned into a skunk and didn't feel at home around us canines anymore, remember?
... that darn blasted flea bag...

And of course not Son :D do I look crazy to you? Huh? DO I? YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOUR MUM AGAIN HAVEN'T YOU D:< what else did she say this time? That I should stop being on this forum and get a life? Is that it?!

Bunny Lvr said:
Good morning my Furry pals
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Oh hey Sarah :D
 
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Wuff-Wuff said:
Shut up Son D:< don't you dare mention your mother around me again, or I'll whack you with a stick.... ehm I mean ^w^; Son we both know she left because she got turned into a skunk and didn't feel at home around us canines anymore, remember?
... that darn blasted flea bag...
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Bullshit! She left after you were caught sniffing another dog's butt!
Wuff-Wuff said:
And of course not Son :D do I look crazy to you? Huh? DO I? YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOUR MUM AGAIN HAVEN'T YOU D:< what else did she say this time? That I should stop being on this forum and get a life? Is that it?!
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Not just that! She said you were a bad boy!!!
 
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Some Moron said:
Bullshit! She left after you were caught sniffing another dog's butt!
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D:< Hey! I was just saying hello, very thoroughly! It meant nothing! Nothing!
Some Moron said:
Not just that! She said you were a bad boy!!!
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gasps!
That does it! >:( I'm cancelling your subscription to Skunk-Butts Magazine. I know you've been subscribed to it; they send me the invoices every month!
 
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Fcomega121 said:
(wait did I reply or not? the quotes to quote don't appear but I didn't post anything)

thank youuu! I hope you had a fun weekend! oh wait I got confused of post, and not quoted to me, but I still hope you had fun froggypal! :3

Woooo!! Saturnuninnggg!!
Weeeeooom nyooom x3
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What in the who of the where now? @.o Merry Christmas to you too, FC!!1!!1134261
 
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Wuff-Wuff said:
D:< Hey! I was just saying hello, very thoroughly! It meant nothing! Nothing!
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Then why were you licking his balls!? 😫
Wuff-Wuff said:
gasps!
That does it! >:( I'm cancelling your subscription to Skunk-Butts Magazine. I know you've been subscribed to it; they send me the invoices every month!
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Aw, no! I knew should've used a fake email! What was I thinking... 😭
 
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