NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

You find out but are so traumatized you never leave your nest

I wish I had more cereal

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but it's an off brand version of honey smacks that tastes nothing like honey!

I wish I could know every delivery date ever without having to ask the suppliers.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you also know their mensuration dates

I wish I didn't have to do what I have to do

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you don't! But instead, you have to clean up after 2000 ferrets.

I wish I had a pet ferret.... :3

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but we all have sex with each other.

I wish I could have sex with Haru from Beastars.

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but you turn into a ferret and have to be it's mate.

I wish I could have sex with Haru from Beastars & Legosi from Beastars.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you can! But you shouldn't have, as they get super jealous.

I wish that I and my new ferret mate will be happy together.

 

[Yakamaru]

Granted, but the ferret keeps randomly teleporting around, even during sleep. However if or when teleporting up into the air the ferret is allowed free floatation during the time in the air.

I wish for an apartment.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but it is filled with rats (you could call it a ratpartment) and they never wash the dishes and when they vacuum they do a really crappy job of it.

I wish I lived with a bunch of rats in a ratpartment,

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they are the rare rat neat freaks where you must sanitize everything you touch it every time you touch it

I wish I had a robot vacuum

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but it turns out to be a very rare instance that a robot needs to be vacuumed up. You start to wonder if you should have wished for something else.

I wish for a robot dishwasher.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but it washes your dishes as you are eating...... WAIT, RATS USE DISHES????

I wish to watch @metatherat eat using utensils and dishes

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted!

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I wish I won't have to curse the previous wish

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you don't! But now the thread becomes boring and we just sit around all the time listing wishes :O

I wish there was a rat restaurant where everyone has to wear a rat fursuit and eat from a bowl, instead of using utensils and dishes

 

[Faust]

Granted! It shuts down after a week because, shock horror, almost nobody actually wants to do that.
Besides, people in Flea suits keep turning up and asking for freebies.

I wish for an awesome-looking stag beetle suit.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but after a while the whole 'about to get wed' angle starts to feel gimmicky.

I wish for an awesome-looking open relationship beetle suit.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but due to it's popularity with others you don't get to wear it all that often.

I wish to have a rapid ravioli restaurant near a courier company!

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the rapid ravioli is hard to catch and goes right through you.

I wish I had somewhat slower ravioli.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but due to the kinetic energy of it's molecules being so slow, it ends up always being cold :(

I wish for a super stove!

 

[Faust]

Granted! When it gets angry it turns green and smashes the kitchen.

I wish for pulled pork.