NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Spilo]

What? No wish again?! Fine, I'll make a wish for you while also wishing my wish!


I wish @unknownaspect got their wish of becoming a successful ballerina granted :P

 

[unknownaspect]

I wish I'd stop writing on these forums so early in the morning, I keep missing stuff out XD

 

[metatherat]

You also missed responding to Spilo's wish :P
So I'll just do the genie thing for him, too :3

I wish @unknownaspect got their wish of becoming a successful ballerina granted :P

Granted, but it turns out that the world of dance is shockingly mercantile and cut-throat. It used to be about the dancing, maan :O

I wish I'd stop writing on these forums so early in the morning, I keep missing stuff out XD

Granted, but now we all miss your dear morning posts :(

As fur meh, I wish everyone liked rats more. And instead of feeding them poison, people wold feed them yogurt. And tell them that their tails are beautiful :3

 

[unknownaspect]

Granted, but you're made to eat all the yogurt in the world! Even the pots of yogurt in multipacks that nobody likes to touch! Mwahahaha!

Also, you never get any peace and quiet, as people are reminding you of your tail's beauty at every moment of everyday.

I wish for everlasting cheddar.

 

[Spilo]

Granted, but you're made to eat all the yogurt in the world! Even the pots of yogurt in multipacks that nobody likes to touch! Mwahahaha!

Wow! Even beet yogurt? I'm sure Meta would be absoluuuuuutely thrilled about that

Granted, but you're made to eat all the yogurt in the world! Even the pots of yogurt in multipacks that nobody likes to touch! Mwahahaha!

Also, you never get any peace and quiet, as people are reminding you of your tail's beauty at every moment of everyday.

I wish for everlasting cheddar.

Granted! The everlasting cheddar cheese regenerates to you own amazement, but it has a funny limit, as it takes 24 hours to regenerate from any substantial bite doesn't matter if it leaves the cheese as a tiny crumb; and it also comes with a curse that makes it so whenever the cheese is out, it immediately gets attacked by a swarm of verminous creatures, including skunks, rodents, weasels, raccoons, foxes, etc... leaving you with nothing but a tiny crumb. You said you wanted an everlasting cheddar, but didn't say for who cackles maniacally

I wish people realized how clean and safe nuclear energy nowadays is

 

[unknownaspect]

Granted! But they are given a close view of the process, too close for comfort...

...in fact, their new boils have started talking to them...

...don't hug the fuel rods, folks...

I wish people didn't get so close to the glowing stuff.

 

[metatherat]

They don't! But now the anthro fireflies are lonely :O

I wish we had some anthro fireflies on this forum, they sound interesting :3

 

[unknownaspect]

Granted, but their constant glowing and flashing creates a seizure risk.

I wish we had anthro flame-shouldered blister beetles here, they sound bloody awesome.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but they soon get annoyed over everyone trying to roast marshmallows and stuff over their shoulders.

I wish someone made a Furrypile videogame :O

 

[Faust]

I mean I could literally grant that, I guess, but... ugh... so many projects, not enough time!

Anyway, ok, granted. It's awesome, but it's a live service multiplayer game and immediately gets cancelled by the non-furry public and media for being 'too thirsty' so the publishers pull the plug, leaving you unable to play the best game you ever played, ever again.

I wish for a magical tin of spray paint that will turn me into the next Banksy.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But gosh, who knew that spray paint in that magical tin would be made from laboratory super-concentrated eau d'skunk ? Yes, you make incredibly amazing art and are very famous, but people also know you as Skunksy

I wish I could get a personally signed art piece by Skunksy, so I could hang it in my wall

 

[unknownaspect]

Granted, but it's shredded and doused in air freshener the moment you take ownership of it!

I wish for every miniature I paint to turn to gold.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted! But it becomes a rather dull colour pallet after a while D: think of the beautiful intricacies in trying to make a sword look like steel Badger!


I wish I could be furry, even waaaay past my bed time :3

 

[metatherat]

You can, but after a night of unconscious sleep-furriness, you find yourself on the floor of a furcon, with your mysteriously acquired new fursuit smelling really weird :O

I wish Wuff-Wuff good luck in cleaning his fursuit :3

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED!! < @Wuff-Wuff 's toungue glows brightly as the cat-genie give him magical cleaning powers, as only his feline brain knows what works best>

I wish I could dance with you all blissfully at a fun furry con!!! <bats eyes playfully>

 

[metatherat]

what's this batbout my eyes
Ah, I mean, granted! But then the furcon ends and the difference between the fun furcon and the regular crappy bald ape life is so depressing that you decide to rush off into the wilderness and live out the rest of your life as a wild cat :O

I wish that "wild cat" was a societally accepted lifestyle choice.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but now you become the wildcat

I wish I could spend more time with my fur Pals

 

[metatherat]

You can, but that's because we are all stuffed into horny jail.

I wish everyone else stuffed in here would stop trying to drink from the water bottle whenever I am trying to drink from it, this is MY water bottle, go drink from a different one! Don't make me squeak indignantly, I will do it I swear! >:O

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <the bottle is stolen from you by the genie-kitty and held high above his head as you squeak indignantly protesting. Since the condition of your wish was "I wish everyone else stuffed in here would stop trying to drink from the water bottle whenever I am trying to drink from it", and that cannot happen anymore since the kitty stole it, the kitty genie smiles satisfied, knowing he made you happy as you pout thirstily>

Now that I'm so well hydrated, I wish I was stuffed while in horny jail...

 

[Faust]

Granted! Good job it's Thanksgiving or I would never have been able to get all this sage and onion. But first, we have to shave you and take your giblets out.

I wish for a yummy turkey.