NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Spilo]

What? No wish again?! Fine, I'll make a wish for you while also wishing my wish!


I wish @unknownaspect got their wish of becoming a successful ballerina granted :P

 

[unknownaspect]

I wish I'd stop writing on these forums so early in the morning, I keep missing stuff out XD

 

[metatherat]

You also missed responding to Spilo's wish :P
So I'll just do the genie thing for him, too :3

I wish @unknownaspect got their wish of becoming a successful ballerina granted :P

Granted, but it turns out that the world of dance is shockingly mercantile and cut-throat. It used to be about the dancing, maan :O

I wish I'd stop writing on these forums so early in the morning, I keep missing stuff out XD

Granted, but now we all miss your dear morning posts :(

As fur meh, I wish everyone liked rats more. And instead of feeding them poison, people wold feed them yogurt. And tell them that their tails are beautiful :3

 

[unknownaspect]

Granted, but you're made to eat all the yogurt in the world! Even the pots of yogurt in multipacks that nobody likes to touch! Mwahahaha!

Also, you never get any peace and quiet, as people are reminding you of your tail's beauty at every moment of everyday.

I wish for everlasting cheddar.

 

[Spilo]

Granted, but you're made to eat all the yogurt in the world! Even the pots of yogurt in multipacks that nobody likes to touch! Mwahahaha!

Wow! Even beet yogurt? I'm sure Meta would be absoluuuuuutely thrilled about that

Granted, but you're made to eat all the yogurt in the world! Even the pots of yogurt in multipacks that nobody likes to touch! Mwahahaha!

Also, you never get any peace and quiet, as people are reminding you of your tail's beauty at every moment of everyday.

I wish for everlasting cheddar.

Granted! The everlasting cheddar cheese regenerates to you own amazement, but it has a funny limit, as it takes 24 hours to regenerate from any substantial bite doesn't matter if it leaves the cheese as a tiny crumb; and it also comes with a curse that makes it so whenever the cheese is out, it immediately gets attacked by a swarm of verminous creatures, including skunks, rodents, weasels, raccoons, foxes, etc... leaving you with nothing but a tiny crumb. You said you wanted an everlasting cheddar, but didn't say for who cackles maniacally

I wish people realized how clean and safe nuclear energy nowadays is