Granted, you do, but it's in a jar. Also the large intestine contains potassium benzoate. That's bad.
I wish I too had @Zaxalightning's large intestine.
NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed
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I wish I too had @Zaxalightning's large intestine.
Granted! But it doesn't fit inside you, so you explode in a big cloud of fart xD
I wish, I wish this game section had even more fun threads!
I wish, I wish this game section had even more fun threads!
Granted! But they're all anthro skunks, and spray all over you every time you try to fuck them.
I wish @Some Moron was a skunk!
I wish @Some Moron was a skunk!
Granted, but he doesn’t have sentience.
I wish I was good at this.
I wish I was good at this.
Aww, he can be my pet. I'll take care of @Some Moron the skunk (and ride him everywhere) :3
Okay, but you already were, so you wasted a wish :3
I wish for fish.
Granted, but they’re too big for you to do anything with.
I wish my tummy didn’t hurt.
I wish my tummy didn’t hurt.
Granted! They won't eat anything but the most expensive brand of kibble though.
I wish I had a very lovely fursuit of my exact specifications!
I wish I had a very lovely fursuit of my exact specifications!
Granted, but it's made by .... ShadoWolffess...
I wish I could remove the memory of his famed fur suit out of my head ;w;
I wish I could remove the memory of his famed fur suit out of my head ;w;
Granted! But it is replaced by the memory of another, really terrible fursuit. It's, like, an anthro clam made of wallpaper.
I wish there was an anthro clam furpal on this forum :O
Granted! The forum is now full of furry clams!
Oops. Turns out that's a euphemism. You... uh... don't want to go in there.
I wish for a silver rapier.
Granted, but you accidentally stab yourself with it.
I wish I had all the FNAF games ever made.
I wish I had all the FNAF games ever made.
Granted, but you have to buy a VR headset D: so expensive!
I wish I was asleep in bed
I wish I was asleep in bed
Granted! But it's not your bed and there's three highly disgruntled ursines waiting for you to explain where their nourishing organic oat porridge has gone.
I wish for a trip to the theatre.
Granted, but you walk into the wrong room. You feel really embarrassed when you have to leave part-way through and ask the staff for directions.
I wish the furries would stop harassing me.
I wish the furries would stop harassing me.
Granted! But it's because you have turned 101% furry and fit in totally now, you spend every day frolicking about with us, your animal furiends :3
I wish @Some Moron had a cute fox-collar with a little heart on it :3
I wish @Some Moron had a cute fox-collar with a little heart on it :3
Granted, but he forgot to feed it so it dies of starvation
I wish I could see better
Granted! Mr Better is right over there, waving that ‘rabbit season’ placard and shotgun.
I wish it was duck season.
Granted but it merely means ducks are now walking around with shot guns hunting people.
I wish we all had little heart collars on <3
I wish we all had little heart collars on <3