Granted. We're now wearing collars with actual hearts attached, looped through the primary pulmonary valves. People are...staring.
I wish I had the tastiest pizza ever.
NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed
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Granted. We're now wearing collars with actual hearts attached, looped through the primary pulmonary valves. People are...staring.
I wish I had the tastiest pizza ever.
Granted. but the TOPPINGS CONTAIN POTASSIUM BENZOATE. THAT'S BAD.
(sorry, some day I will stop making that reference. but it will not be a day when an opportunity to reference it is delivered to me on the Meta-phorical silver platter like that)
I wish I knew if the hearts attached to these collars we are wearing were produced ethically :O
You do know. They were not. You have a sneaking suspicion that one of them might be yours, on account of waking up in a bath of ice cubes with a suspicious ticking noise coming from your chest.
I wish for a mighty hammer of justice!
Granted, but it comes in a deal pack that also contains the calipers of complacency and you have no idea what to do with those.
I wish I had a mighty hammer of yogurt :3
Granted, but it's as soft as yogurt and tastes like a hammer!
I wish I potassium benzoate was actually good!
I wish I potassium benzoate was actually good!
Granted! It's really good... at irritating the skin, eyes and mucous membranes.
I wish for a proper replacement for Twitter that's not infested with trolls.
Granted, its called Zucker, Mark Zuccerberg owns it and it sells your private online information to your friends and family.
I wish Alf was killed by the FBI instead of getting that awful movie.
Granted, but getting killed by the FBI turns out to be the end of civilization.
I wish Jessica Rabbit was here
I wish Jessica Rabbit was here
Granted but its spider silk, You are now covered in spiders
I wish I wasnt so clumsy
Granted, but now you are teleported to every single person that falls down to help them up
I wish I could make a Frappuccino for @Van
I wish I could make a Frappuccino for @Van
(That was my life as a care worker, Old folk fall a lot)
Granted but it has more lactose than is normally in a frappe and Van is on the toilet for weeks XD
I wish Jar Jar was here
Granted, but it stands for Anterior Thoracic Vertebrae. You eventually just end up making soup with the things.
I wish the police wouldn't show up to ask @Bunny Lvr any difficult questions about the bone soup.
I wish the police wouldn't show up to ask @Bunny Lvr any difficult questions about the bone soup.
Granted but now they question you for providing said ATV
I wish the Pope was not secretly Palpatine
Granted! He's actually secretly Jar Jar Binks, the most powerful Sith of all time!
I wish everyone could throw lightning out of their hands like a Sith
I wish everyone could throw lightning out of their hands like a Sith
Granted, but now every live show, event and special effect is oversaturated with hand lightnings, making them just kind of lame dude (Spilo knew it before it was famous!)
I wish everyone in Star Wars was a furry like Chewbacca
I wish everyone in Star Wars was a furry like Chewbacca
Granted but now all they do is have sex alm day
I wish all us furs could meet
I wish all us furs could meet
Granted .... ;w; oh, do I have to make it cursed? Alright alright!: but we're all super socially awkward and hardly get a word out!
I wish we were all social butterflies!
I wish we were all social butterflies!