NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but the forum never grows with new members and we get tired of each other and bored with the same old puns

I wish there more puns

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the puns start to revolve around me being called "Meat the rat" and I subsequently get vored a lot :O

I wish I had portable TV to watch whenever I have been swallowed by someone

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's in black and white and the antenna is a set of rabbit ears that hop away so you get no reception

I wish I could play the theremim

 

[Faust]

Granted! Frankly, anyone can play the theremin, you just wave your hands at it, there's one in my cupboard now. Just don't expect to get a tune out of it. Oh, and watch out! They tend to summon evil alien monsters! You think it's a coincidence that the BEM's always show up in Star Trek when the spooky theremin music is playing?

I wish that all guns shot bubbles instead of bullets, and the NRA stood for 'Nice Rainbow Association'.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they are methane gas bubbles

I wish we could ride rainbows

 

[Faust]

Granted! It turns out that rainbows were strange sandworm-like creatures all along, they just never came completely out of the ground so we could see their heads before! That's why you couldn't catch them, they were too fast! Soon, the planet is like Arrakis during Gay Pride Month, with everybody Fremen-ing it up atop gaily-coloured rainbow worms. Until the worms get hungry, of course.



I wish for a safe way to tickle a sleeping dragon.

 

[lightwo]

Granted. The tickles were perfectly safe as the scales are pleasant and not hazardous to touch, but the dragon ate you!

Since I am rather big, I wish for a phallic building capable of sustaining macros.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you no longer desire macros

I wish you were here

 

[Faust]

Granted! Here I am!
Oh, you meant @lightwo?
Tough. You got me.

I wish for the construction company outside my house to be completely silent.

 

[lightwo]

Granted. They're inside your house now!

I wish that hardware didn't have a nearly infinite amount of things that could go wrong at any time.

I wish you were here

Me? Well, I'm here for now.

 

[Faust]

Granted! Now there's just one: it immediately stops working the second the pitifully short warranty period expires and you have to buy a new one.

I wish for a large boot with which to kick things that annoy me.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But you have to feed it every hour, it's very hungry...

I wish Faust had enough food with which to feed his new boot companion

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but it is very picky and only wants soul food for some reason.

I wish we had a big communal bowl of jambalaya.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it is so big small furries drown in it

I wish I had a rock and roll band

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but rodents eat the rolls and the rock just sits there.

I wish I had a rock and pie band :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but the pie is full of 4 and 20 blackbirds who are mud wrestling

I wish there was mud wrestleing here

 

[Faust]

Er... okay. Wrestles @BunnyLvr into a big pile of mud

I wish I could remember how to do the figure 4 leg lock

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but you''re not good at it.

I wish I was not living with my unsupportive parents.

 

[Faust]

Granted! You're living with your even less supportive children.

I wish for moisturiser

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now you are so moist you are a puddle of water

I wish I could just go