From Bruxing too hard after receiving an oversized yogurt vat
Also clumsily fell into a rut pit during rutting season. No idea what you were doing hanging around the moose rut pit :hmm:
Got bitten by a rat for associating rats with plague. It was the fleas, man, the fleas!!
(NOTE: You did NOT, repeat, NOT, get plague from the rat bite. The plague you got was entirely a coincidence)
(NOTE: You did NOT, repeat, NOT, get plague from the rat bite. The plague you got was entirely a coincidence)
You get bitten by a defamation lawsuit for misrepresentation of facts.
I said you were suffering from plague, not spreading it. Look at that nice doctor giving you the antidote.
Got a bat-overdose of pheromones from an anthro poison ivy (toxicodendron radicans).
Caught in an oddly placed icepaw cage (there was an sign promising free ICEPAW CHOW outside).
Was in the tut pit scavenging used chocolate bar wrappers when a moose fell from the sky
He's in the hospital for the worst reason you could possibly imagine...
...he's one of the DOCTORS! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
...he's one of the DOCTORS! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Got prescribed an overdose of RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. ...by.... someone.....
Accidentally took his own rat transformation potion as an enema.
Now he's ratarsed!
Now he's ratarsed!
To see your unsteady pile of babies. Also you are preggers again.
Mistakenly attacked by the Ubersreik Five.
(That's a Vermintide reference)
(That's a Vermintide reference)