The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Universe]

Got cursed

 

[Bunny Lvr]

For being trapped inside @Lenago pantry that is now underwater, on fire, and frozen. (good luck figuring that one out)

 

[Universe]

Getting frozen solid

 

[Bunny Lvr]

For hypothermia trying to rescue me

 

[Faust]

Two words: Wabbit Season

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Getting run over by a unicycle ridden by a drunk monkey

 

[Universe]

Getting fooled by bugs bunny

 

[Bunny Lvr]

For telling me to trust that waskily wabbit

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Too many Jägerbombs on an empty stomache!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Got his tail caught in the luggage convayer belt chasing his luggage

 

[MooseHorns237]

You got injured because I accidentally trampled you running over to help @Wuff-Wuff (stop being near me Buns!)

 

[Faust]

Accidentally bit himself.

No really, moose bites can be very nasty.

(Spot the pop culture reference! Winner gets a free Invisible Pink Unicorn)

 

[Universe]

Got hit by a missile

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Got hit by sunlight

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

A real unlucky black cat wanted a lucky rabbit's foot

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Swallowing a chicken bone Uff da!

 

[metatherat]

Accidentally bit himself.

No really, moose bites can be very nasty. (Spot the pop culture reference! Winner gets a free Invisible Pink Unicorn)

The Monty Python bit? About the moose nastily biting the narrator's sister? That's what immediateratly comes to mind anyway :3

Swallowing a chicken bone Uff da!

Gastrointestinal stasis. You should have eaten more of them cecotropes.
(sorry. sorry. I'll probably stop referencing the cecotropes at some point, maybe potentially)

 

[Spilo]

You ate beet flavored cecotropes on accident

 

[metatherat]

Smelled the butt of a rat that had eaten beet-flavored cecotropes

 

[Yakamaru]

Too much headpats and affection.