The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Bunny Lvr]

Falling into a pile of leaves covering a pile of cecotropes

 

[metatherat]

Involved in a shootout with the police after running from the crime scene where you stabbed the unseemly Count Cecotrope repeatedly.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

His butt accidentally thought a piece of Lego was a Cecotrope.

 

[metatherat]

Butt got too fluffy, had to go in for an emergency butt-shave

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Was the emergency butt fluff surgeon and underestimated the amount of fluff

 

[metatherat]

Had to attend my disciplinary hearing after I was accused of using an unlicensed BARE BUTT POTION to treat your fluffy butt

 

[Spilo]

Listened to my daily talks and ramblings for only ten minutes

 

[metatherat]

Butt got too smelly, had to go for an emergency scented butt-bath.

 

[Spilo]

Lost all of his rat-scent all of a ratsudden

 

[metatherat]

Gained much more of the skunk-scent, and it was not sudden, either :P

 

[Spilo]

Sniffed much of the skunk-scent, and it wasn't unwillingly, either

Curiosity killed the cat rat :P

 

[Universe]

Got hit by a bolt of lightning

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Accidentally pressed the laser firing button and went to see his friends and wish them a speedy recovery

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fell onto a mischief of pantry rats bringing @Lenago a morning cup of coffee

 

[Universe]

Ran into a bulletproof window

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Ran into a bulletproof window

really should watch for windows when chasing butterflies!

Choked on a butterfly

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Became a punk rock legend and fell from the stage during a concert.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fell out of an overloaded bed

 

[Marius Merganser]

Finished med school.

('Cause she's a doctor now. Get it?)

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Works as a Healthcare IT Duck