The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[metatherat]

An issue with a highly experimental ALCHEMICAL MEGA-SPANKINATOR 4K MK. IV

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Stayed in tanning bed too long

 

[metatherat]

Didn't have a tanning bed, so decided to use an oven.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Smelled something cooking in an oven, thought it was food, opened up to find Bun Bun, brought her to the hospital

She luckily only had furred degree burns.

 

[Spilo]

Sniffed this skunk's butt

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Broke a nail

 

[PC Master Race]

Got hired as stunt double for Zootopia 2 but forgot script halfway through and mistook it as Beastar, then proceeded to look for a wolf and-

 

[Faust]

Developed own gravity field while touring the world's largerst knife, rock and hand grenade factory.

 

[metatherat]

Bought a low-quality knockoff rock from Temu, resulting in an injury

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Decided to become a petting zoo pet rat and was too cute. The visitors pet you too much D:

 

[Faust]

Bitten by a zoo rat for excessive petting.

 

[Samurai Kai]

Crashed into a tree while flying somehow. XD

 

[metatherat]

You also crashed into a tree while flying somehow. :O

 

[Spilo]

Bitten by a leech at the petting zoo

How do you pet a leech? Why leeches in a petting zoo in the first place? Who knows!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Getting sunburned at the beach

 

[Mambi]

Went shopping at "Little People's Ceiling Fan Supply Store"...

 

[PC Master Race]

Injured during the filming of ADHD (Annual Dynamic Hyper Dance) at the party by a bunch of, and I quote, MICE

 

[Faust]

Smacked about by the Greek god Apollo Smintheus for badmouthing his sminths.

 

[PC Master Race]

Was mistaken as Batman by the criminals...

 

[metatherat]

Was mistaken for Rhino by Spider-Man. And also some poachers. (they suck at zoology)