Caught the plague BUT not, NOT from a rat. From... a... lack of rats.
According to recent research, it was probably from a filthy, dirty human.
Stop Blaming Rats: The Real Black Death Causes | HISTORY
Were rats and the bubonic plague to blame for the Black Death? New evidence sheds light on the actual Black Death causes.
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Sadly it hasn't stopped most people thinking that rats spread the plague, which is why @metatherat got caught in a trap and had to go to hospital. Poor little guy.
Ran too fast with inadequate support and gave herself two black eyes.
Walked too close to a lamp post in an anthro world and passed out from all the scent marking fumes.
Got tango-tangled inside @unknownaspect dress
For the last time, people's clothes don't smell or taste like yogurt !
For the last time, people's clothes don't smell or taste like yogurt !
Chased after my roomba and now his tail is now inside the roomba
Pulled a muscle dragging references between different threads.
Visited the hospital in hopes of finding missing information from other threads (not finding it mind you, but the nurse's neck did look rather tasty, so it wasn't all bad).
Broke a leg pulling all the other threads references in a sled for me to refer to
After a rather roudy night of drinking beer and tequila with the boys, tried to handstand next to a cactus.
(But hey, at least the health benefits of Peen-Acupuncture were discovered and yours can do incredible tricks now :3)
(But hey, at least the health benefits of Peen-Acupuncture were discovered and yours can do incredible tricks now :3)