TequilaFox
Supporter
Bad case of tunnel vision........get it badgers do tunnels
Universe
Well-Known Member
- 21 December 2022
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- Species
- Celestial dragon
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Male
Universe
Well-Known Member
- 21 December 2022
- 2,376
- 957
- 113
- 25
- Species
- Celestial dragon
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Male
Stole my joke from six or seven pages ago
Universe
Well-Known Member
- 21 December 2022
- 2,376
- 957
- 113
- 25
- Species
- Celestial dragon
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Male
MooseHorns237
Well-Known Member
- 26 January 2024
- 340
- 339
- 63
- 18
- Species
- Moose, Border collie/wolf, sometimes a cat, idfk, a shapeshifter?
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Male
Deemed yourself worthy of being called "Celestial" (how dare you)
With my utmost holy powers I shall banish thee! <Bans>
Edit: WOOPS, wrong thread!
<Banishes you to the hospital>
With my utmost holy powers I shall banish thee! <Bans>
Edit: WOOPS, wrong thread!
<Banishes you to the hospital>
Looks back through thread
Opps!
Also, Moose had antler burn after using holy powers too much.
MooseHorns237
Well-Known Member
- 26 January 2024
- 340
- 339
- 63
- 18
- Species
- Moose, Border collie/wolf, sometimes a cat, idfk, a shapeshifter?
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Male
<The rooms smells like burnt marshmallows> Hmm... Well then.
You go to the hospital because it turns out that you are allergic to... holy charcoal fumes?
You go to the hospital because it turns out that you are allergic to... holy charcoal fumes?
Thought a Metal Moose Statue was a potential competetor during mating season
Got caught in the moose/statue crossfire.
Went to the hospital to tell me about this riveting article they read on how dangerous it is to be around male Mooses during mating season :|
- 7 August 2023
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- Species
- Horny Bunny
- Relationship status
- Single
- Gender
- Cis Male
Banning too many furs and you went into major depression and stopped eating yogurt. We are all very concerned for you
I don't care HOW pleasurable your punching bag fetish is you need to stop
Got called in to stop a house fire, turned out it was Lenagos, didn't expect a hoard of animals to pop out of his pantry once pried open.
Got heart stolen by some charismratic rats (that's a medical emergency).
Got their heart stolen by some charismatic skunks (also another medical emergency, very grave and which only cure is to snuggle up with skunks)
Got their spleen stolen by a socially awkward hamster. That's a.... confusion noises
Got their rat testicles and spleen stolen by not an awkward hamster, but a highly aggressive and standoffish hamster, in a bite
Uhmmm... doctors? Silence
Uhmmm... doctors? Silence