The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Spilo]

Overspiced himself after drinking the blood of someone who consumes hot sauce like it's water everyday

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Got his proboscis stuck in a venus skunk trap D:

 

[metatherat]

Went to the hospital to get his death certificate

 

[Mambi]

Went to the hospital to get his birth certificate. They didn't have one on record, so he disappeared.

 

[Spilo]

Inhaled too much catnip :P

 

[metatherat]

Had a re-appearing bat appear inside your body after the hospital found my birth certificate (it had fallen behind a filing cabinet)