The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Spilo]

Overspiced himself after drinking the blood of someone who consumes hot sauce like it's water everyday

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Got his proboscis stuck in a venus skunk trap D:

 

[metatherat]

Went to the hospital to get his death certificate

 

[Mambi]

Went to the hospital to get his birth certificate. They didn't have one on record, so he disappeared.

 

[Spilo]

Inhaled too much catnip :P

 

[metatherat]

Had a re-appearing bat appear inside your body after the hospital found my birth certificate (it had fallen behind a filing cabinet)

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Inhaled too much batnip

 

[Spilo]

Too much cheeto dust inhalation

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Decided to roost near a volcano during Monarch migration

 

[metatherat]

Got trampled by a horde of murdered kings' ghosts during the monarch migration.

 

[Spilo]

They inhaled too much guano fumes while hanging in their bat cave, so guano poisoning

 

[metatherat]

Inhaled too much skunk butt fum- wait, it's you.
Didn't inhale enough skunk butt fumes, went to the hospital to inhale butts of skunks with gastrointestinal issues

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Went mentally insane and is now in a mental hospital.

 

[Faust]

Went mentally insane and is now in a mental hospital.

Went physically insane and is now at the plastic surgeon's.

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Got sick from drinking too much blood.

 

[metatherat]

Got sick from accidentally viewing own adorable reflection in a mirror.