The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Wuff-Wuff]

Tried making an INFINITE YOGURT Potion, but accidently made an INFINITE JOG-KURT Potion, which spawned a very jogging enthusiastic bar-tailed godwit called Kurt who made you jog too much and now your legs are hurting very badly.

 

[Spilo]

Couldn't get back into shape after a long doggy stretchie. I guess you'll be in a stretched position, forever... unless something gets figured out at the hospital.

 

[Universe]

Sat on a cactus

 

[UnknownAspect]

Fell down a sett entrance and woke me up.

 

[metatherat]

Badger winter lethargy :3

 

[sleepy kitty]

ate too much cheese

 

[Universe]

Ran into a wall

 

[Spilo]

Stuck in a door frame

 

[sleepy kitty]

a cactus fell on em

 

[Spilo]

Fleas

 

[metatherat]

Bees. Also a single armadillo.

 

[Spilo]

Bees. Also a single armadillo.

But skunks are immune to bees? tilts head

Elephant butt fell on you.

 

[Universe]

Got caught in a fire

 

[RamblingRenegade]

drank the contents of a mystery bottle they found in a garage

 

[Universe]

Fell into an angry dragon’s lair

 

[metatherat]

Went to get re-shod
EDIT: oop, snyped! Well, you went to get new dragon-shoes, which they totally sell at the hospital, yup.

 

[Spilo]

Got ninja'd posted

 

[metatherat]

Thought too hard about why an encounter with postal ninjas might send someone into the hospital and sprained your brain

 

[Spilo]

Thought too hard about someone thinking too hard about something that, well, just happened :P

 

[Universe]

Sat on a cactus