The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Spilo]

Hugged a badger :3

 

[Universe]

Got beat up

 

[Spilo]

Hugged a skunk :3

 

[RamblingRenegade]

drank pond water from a smart water bottle because you aren't so smart

 

[Empress Mother Jin]

Tried to watch My Little Pony with your little niece, got your masculine severely damaged

 

[metatherat]

Tusks stuck in butt. (the instructions were unclear)

 

[Universe]

Got stepped on

 

[RamblingRenegade]

peed on a fence not knowing it was electric

 

[Mambi]

Got sprayed by @Spilo when he was told he could "ride you a while" and misunderstood completely to your surprise...

 

[Universe]

Got high on catnip

 

[RamblingRenegade]

went to the hospital because I'm stimky now

 

[Spilo]

Went to the hospital to, uh, get a special bath to un-stimky themselves

 

[Mambi]

That's called Tomato Soup, and you're not at the hospital but the soup kitchen's sink! Someone get this drunken skunk a cab to the regional medical asap!!

 

[Universe]

Got high on catnip and fell

 

[RamblingRenegade]

played with a pistol and lost

 

[Universe]

Forgot I was immortal and the bullet hit him in the chest

 

[metatherat]

Too much dragon lubricant. Slid down the road and onto the highway

 

[Universe]

Tried to push me

 

[FitzOblong]

Tried to push me

Didn't expect the shockwave once I fell...

 

[Spilo]

Didn't expect the shockwave once I fell...

Woah

I mean..

You went to the hospital because someone cheekily installed a virus in your system, it's called Windows :3