The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Styx(Eclipse)]

you get a charcoal barbeque

inserts a nuka-cola cap

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get burnt hot dogs

Put in @FinnTheGoldenRetriever

 

[Styx(Eclipse)]

nothing happens, the doggo is sleeping

inserts @Bunny Lvr

 

[MooseHorns237]

You get the horny stick

I put an apple pie in it

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get Stiller

Puts in clover

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a cup of tea. Earl Grey, hot.

I insert a mango.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a shishami

I put in a used tea bag

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a slice of carrot cake.

I put in a feather.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get @Marius Merganser

I put in a hug

 

[metatherat]

I put in a hug

You get a snuggle-loving rat, me! <3
(don't ask what I was doing in the vending machine. it wasn't anything illegal!)

surreptitiously inserts my vending machine burglar's kit

 

[Spilo]

You get a punch to the face from a mechanical gloved hand for suspecting of a vending machine robbery

Inserts 5 (s)cents

 

[metatherat]

You get a can of Skunk Cola (taste the skuunkk~)

inserts an IOU for one scavenged rusty penny

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get an apple core

Inserts a used condom

 

[MooseHorns237]

You get a pregnancy test kit.

I insert a candy cane

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Get a a horny elf

Puts in a steering wheel

 

[MooseHorns237]

So, you as an elf?

I shove 'em back in before they do anything

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a walking stick

I put in the horny stick

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a prickly pear.

I put in an infinity stone.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get an infinite amount of stones

I put in chocolate covered raisins

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get "Meta flavoured" raisins

puts in an unwashed sock I stole from someone and protected in my doggo bed for years