Out comes @Wuff-Wuff and the dog collar, which is now around @Wuff-Wuff's neck.
I insert a tuft of were-rabbit fur.
I insert a tuft of were-rabbit fur.
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out comes ANOTHER plasticine cease and desist with an irate Grommit still clinging to the end of it.
In goes a cagister of an insect cage, whatever that is!
In goes a cagister of an insect cage, whatever that is!
Out comes Kero the Wol... Wait, we don't talk about that character in the fandom, eheh! :P
I insert a smelly used fursuit
I insert a smelly used fursuit
What is it with you and castor oil?! Oh well. Out comes a well-lubricated German.
In goes a probably-counterfeit 43p coin.
In goes a probably-counterfeit 43p coin.
Out comes a probably counterfeit 42p coin. You cannot fool me, sir. Also 1p tax for the attempt.
In goes a big electric bill.
In goes a big electric bill.
visible confusion
out comes the rest of the electric toucan (nice sona idea)
I insert a medium-sized fire wing.
'Wunderbaum' is German for 'Castor Oil Plant'.
Incidentally, out comes a regular jar of Buffalo Hot Sauce.
In goes a single blade of grass.
Out comes a snooty gamer teenager who mocks you for your blade's low DPS.
I insert a katana made of the finest Hanzo steel. Which I have also studied aplenty.
I insert a katana made of the finest Hanzo steel. Which I have also studied aplenty.
Out comes Hattori Hanzō, who bitch-slaps you for not returning his sword sooner.
In goes a handful of caltrops.
In goes a handful of caltrops.
I put in the carbon dioxide that Bunny breathed out while not putting anything into the machine :3
Out come a bunch of grumpy fleas and ticks wearing collars who smell of bunny breath.
I insert an AI-generated list of sona ideas.
I insert an AI-generated list of sona ideas.
Out comes a drawing of Jerk the m/s³ accelerating Pony whose Sweety-Imprint gives her the shamanistic powers to locate the master gemstone at a suddenly increasing rate!
I insert a copyright infrindgement :3
I insert a copyright infrindgement :3
Out comes an apple tort.
In goes a cube of frozen perfume
In goes a cube of frozen perfume
Out comes glass bottles of rat urine
I insert The Lady In Black
I insert The Lady In Black
Out comes a CD of Stephen Mallard-Rat singing Uriah Heep songs.
I insert some sleeping pills
I insert some sleeping pills
Out comes a loud snore.
In goes an energy drink - don't fall asleep you silly machine, we capitalists need our stuff!
In goes an energy drink - don't fall asleep you silly machine, we capitalists need our stuff!
Out come a gaggle of unruly teenagers. With their hiphop and smartphones and skateboard.
I insert some gizmo.
I insert some gizmo.