You receive a very metally nuzzle ^w^
I insert maaaaaaagic mushrooms
I insert maaaaaaagic mushrooms
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out come two very high plumbers and a big thumbs-up from Bowser.
In goes a peach so nice that it might be a princess.
In goes a peach so nice that it might be a princess.
You receive a music genre that was named after it's record label's status and size.
I insert a coat of many colours
I insert a coat of many colours
It's fine, Peter Parker couldn't afford that on a junior photojournalist's salary anyway. Out comes a red Vespa with cheap spiderweb decals.
In goes Aunt May's Apple Pie.
In goes Aunt May's Apple Pie.
Out comes a supervillain, let's say, uh, The Gibbon, who kidnaps Aunt May. Later, as Peter Parker enters and discovers Aunt May gone, the narration dramatically focuses on the forlorn apple pie, while Peter has a tearful moment of self-doubt. "Some hero I am."
I insert a psychiatrist's business card.
I insert a psychiatrist's business card.
Out comes a distressed psychiatrist looking for a psychiatrist after examining the rat-mind in it's detail and wondering if life can ever be the same again.
I put in a crudely drawn doggo-psychiatrist-business card ^w^ I've got you psychiatrist-pal!
(PS: the answer to his ponderance is "No and that's a good thing!")
I put in a crudely drawn doggo-psychiatrist-business card ^w^ I've got you psychiatrist-pal!
(PS: the answer to his ponderance is "No and that's a good thing!")
Out comes a bunny wearing fake glasses explealk you need is more sex in your life
Inserts the fake glasses
Inserts the fake glasses
Wah... you're not a psychiatrist! You're @Bunny Lvr! Fortunately the machine supplies a box of the Emperor's New Condoms, so thin you can't see or feel or smell or taste them. Honest.
In goes my old smartphone.
In goes my old smartphone.
You receive a yellow package from Amazon, senders address is some guy called Nyle
I insert a lake.
I insert a lake.
Out comes a generic off-brand lake monster. It’s name badge says ‘hi, I’m Bessy!’
In goes a Klingon Bat’leth.
In goes a Klingon Bat’leth.
Out comes a copy of the "Sacred Scrolls of the Kuvah'magh"
In goes some weird orange plant I found in the woods.
In goes some weird orange plant I found in the woods.
Out comes blood sucking butterflies
I insert Applejack and her poop
I insert Applejack and her poop
Out comes Twilight Sparkle with a big bucket and shovel - she got rhubarb to grow!
In goes a bootleg Harry Potter anime movie, rated 18 for excessive blood and guts.
(Incidentally, butterflies WILL drink blood, if it's available. A corpse left derelict in the woods can be covered in them.)
In goes a bootleg Harry Potter anime movie, rated 18 for excessive blood and guts.
(Incidentally, butterflies WILL drink blood, if it's available. A corpse left derelict in the woods can be covered in them.)
Out comes fanfiction based on the bootleg movie, where Harry is in a homosexual relationship with Gamzee from Homestuck. And Fat Sonic. There is even more gore than there was in the bootleg movie.
I insert sona charts of all of us FurryPile regulars as MLP ponies.
I insert sona charts of all of us FurryPile regulars as MLP ponies.