The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Daimyo_Ronin]

I remove @UnknownAspect , then insert a Continental Dollar.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a disappointed island furry (his unique sona trait is "island"), who wanders off to search for an islander dollar.

I insert my rat-crowbar.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out pops a crow, sitting at a bartender, talking to the bartender, who just so happens to be a rat.

I insert a beer.

 

[UnknownAspect]

Why thank you! Cheers!

drinks the pint and inserts a drinks coaster

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a key to unlock the badger

inserts west

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out pops Virginia.

I put in north

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a long pole

inserts a grain

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

A box of Uncle Ben's long grain brown rice falls out.

I put in a whale! (Lookin' at you, Lizzo! >:( )

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a narwhal

inserts an iceburg

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Pola burr!

I put in penguin >:)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes Mr Popper

inserts a basketball

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a bunch of urban animal teens who have found the joy of sports and therefore decided to stay in school instead of doing drugs while skateboarding.

I insert absolutely nothing whatsoever.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a plethora of Legos and marbles

inserts a complete playground

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a complaint letter from the local fussbudget about the noise that all of the unruly kids will no doubt be making.

inserts an unruly kid

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes Orangita the Parental Consulting Orangutan who has a stern word with the unruly kid's parents, telling them how neglect has lead to this awefully obnoxious behaviour for which we all have to suffer!

I insert motivationlesness.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes the abstract concept police.

I insert the abstract concept of strawberries.

 

[Mambi]

Out pops an AI image of a tomato elongated with sesame seeds attached.

I insert a banana. A large...curvy...thick...long...banana. Slooooowly...lecherously...

 

[Spilo]

Nothing comes out. A piranha ate the banana

I insert 100 billion dollars

 

[Mambi]

Out comes fifty-billion snacks. Hope you're hungry!!

I insert a very cute skunk. Just pick 'em right up and stuff his protesting butt right in tail-first...<giggle>

 

[metatherat]

Out come a bunch of anthropomorphic cockroaches who are evacuating the vending machine.

I insert the latest issue of "Playrat" magazine.