The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Spilo]

Out comes the latest issue of Playcat with the cover picture of a certain familiar black cat and-WHOA!!

I insert a 1980s terminal with 32 bit art of skunks and ASCII skunk art

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out comes an anthropomorphic version of Mario.

Insert the cockroaches from earlier, as well as an apartment that doesn't smell like @Spilo rear end.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes the TV Special film from 2022 called the House (this is rather obscure, I'm sorry)

I insert those rad looking pilot sunglasses

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out pops me, because I'm currently wearing my aviator jacket.

I insert the entire cast and crew of both Top Gun movies, including the working fighter jets used in filming.

 

[Mambi]

Out comes the TV Special film from 2022 called the House (this is rather obscure, I'm sorry)

I know that one!!! Yay, I'm obscure too!!! <giggle>

I insert the entire cast and crew of both Top Gun movies, including the working fighter jets used in filming.

Out comes a rocket-powered Scientologist who loves to chase planes on the highway in his bare feet.




I insert a VCR tape, an abacus, and an inked quill.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

The vending machine spits out a modern colonial Egyptian.

I put some beef links in.

 

[metatherat]

I put some beef links in.

Out comes an elderly fluffy rabbit who insists to know where the beef is.

I insert the screwdriver from my vending machine rat-burglar's kit.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

The vending machine falls apart, then reconstructs itself, over and over...

I carry away the perpetually breaking and repairing vending machine and replace it with a new one.

 

[metatherat]

Out come a bunch of animals, eager to stuff random things into the vending machine.

I insert a moth that flies out of my coinpurse.

 

[Spilo]

The moth flies out of the vending machine before you even put it in there. You insert nothing

I insert skunkiness

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a confused metaphysicist.

I insert a squash that has grown to assume an amusing shape.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Febreeze flies out.

I attempt to shove a 2008 Toyota Corolla into the vending machine.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Dammit @metatherat , I was trying to reply to

The moth flies out of the vending machine before you even put it in there. You insert nothing

I insert skunkiness

but you beat me to it!

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

A squash that has grown into a suggestive shape falls out

I put in a 2006 Nissan Murano.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a streamer who pits the Nissan Murano against the Tesla Cybertruck in a hauling contest (the Cybertruck's hitch explodes, random panels fall off and the streamer loses 2 fingers)

I insert a 1970 Lada 1200.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

This channel falls out: GrogTV

I shove a Fiat Multipla into the machine. (And rub my hands together vigorously)

 

[metatherat]

Out come TWO Fiat Multiplas. It has multiplaed :O

I insert the Singulato iS6.
geddit, because.... yeah

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

An AMC Gremlin falls on your feet, pulverizing the bones.

I cram a Reliant Robin in.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes Flaky Robin. (he decides to go clubbing instead of meeting Batman like he was supposed to, and Commissioner Gordon gets shot)

also, my soup bones >:O
inserts bone meal

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

BIG OL' RED ONES fall out. :P

I insert pause for dramatic effect THE NETHER!!!