The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Spilo]

Out comes the latest issue of Playcat with the cover picture of a certain familiar black cat and-WHOA!!

I insert a 1980s terminal with 32 bit art of skunks and ASCII skunk art

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out comes an anthropomorphic version of Mario.

Insert the cockroaches from earlier, as well as an apartment that doesn't smell like @Spilo rear end.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes the TV Special film from 2022 called the House (this is rather obscure, I'm sorry)

I insert those rad looking pilot sunglasses

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

Out pops me, because I'm currently wearing my aviator jacket.

I insert the entire cast and crew of both Top Gun movies, including the working fighter jets used in filming.

 

[Mambi]

Out comes the TV Special film from 2022 called the House (this is rather obscure, I'm sorry)

I know that one!!! Yay, I'm obscure too!!! <giggle>

I insert the entire cast and crew of both Top Gun movies, including the working fighter jets used in filming.

Out comes a rocket-powered Scientologist who loves to chase planes on the highway in his bare feet.




I insert a VCR tape, an abacus, and an inked quill.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

The vending machine spits out a modern colonial Egyptian.

I put some beef links in.

 

[metatherat]

I put some beef links in.

Out comes an elderly fluffy rabbit who insists to know where the beef is.

I insert the screwdriver from my vending machine rat-burglar's kit.

 

[Daimyo_Ronin]

The vending machine falls apart, then reconstructs itself, over and over...

I carry away the perpetually breaking and repairing vending machine and replace it with a new one.