The Vending Machine Mk. II

[metatherat]

out comes a grabby rodent-hand, eager to grab stuff.

I insert my own grabby rodent-hand :3

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a slap to the rodent-hand. No touchie Spilo's vending machine, its contents and the machine belong Spilo the skunk and his skunk-hands only, and maybe grabby raccoon-hands :3

I insert a raccoon, since it's international Raccoon appreciation day

 

[metatherat]

Out comes the same raccoon, who has put his grubby grabby hands on everything inside the vending machine :3

I insert some disinfectant wipes.

 

[Ravofox]

Out comes a needle for injecting the disinfectant

Inserts a pennywise potion from the dark web at 3.am GUYS SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON

 

[Spilo]

Out comes PENNYWISE! The Dancing Clown! By Stephen King's novel IT
Hope you like clowns

I insert clown attire, white gloves, comically oversized shoes, red nose, etc.

 

[metatherat]

Out come some traumatized children. Apparently clowns are super scary? :O

I insert nice fuzzy anthro furries, those are not scary at all :3

 

[Spilo]

Out come fuzzy anthro furries... in clown attire!! :P
I wonder what'll happen then? :O

I insert a furry circus, a circus of furries

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a stereotypical evil corrupt circus owner/ringmaster, with the purple jacket and top hat and everything. O no :O

I insert a feral circus lion.

 

[Ravofox]

Out comes a stereotypical evil corrupt circus owner/ringmaster, with the purple jacket and top hat and everything. O no :O

I insert a feral circus lion.

I think that was Caine who you got!!

Out comes bestest precious clown boi (seriously, he's probably the best good publicity clowns have had in decades), Fizzarolli!!

Inserts Stella's arrogant brother

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes peekachu

inserts all my Pokémon cards

 

[metatherat]

out comes Muuma

I insert Pëkachu

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes Courage the Cowardly Dog

inserts powerpuff girls

 

[Marius Merganser]

Out comes Courage the Cowardly Dog

inserts powerpuff girls

Out comes Hubert, Dewford, and Llewellyn .

I insert Tony the Tiger.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes an empty bowl

inserts a broken spoon

 

[Marius Merganser]

Get equipped with a spork!

I insert 12 drummers drumming.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a bottle of Tylenol and a shot of whiskey

inserts my wet panties

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a sleazy dryer salesman.

I insert a "NO SOLICITING" sign.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes Garage Sale sign

inserts a rusted door knob

 

[metatherat]

Out comes the elderly owner of the rusted door knob, who insists that it is a priceless antique and well worth the asking price of 300 furdollars

I insert a sold garage

 

[Spilo]

Out comes PAWN STARS show's stars who with their bunch of experts will determine the value of the antique items inside the sold garage.

I insert a WWII skunk grenade