The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Wuff-Wuff]

you get a litter of angry baby skunks asking where their milk went

I put in my lack of motivation to get out of bed

 

[Spilo]

A zap of magical ray exits the machine and hits you. Your have a new motivation to get out of bed, feeding those skunk babies! :3

I insert a skunk onesie for Mama Skunk @Wuff-Wuff to wear

 

[metatherat]

out comes a laundry note marked "UNCLEANABLE"

I insert a complaint letter

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out pops a washboard with the note "Do it yourself then! Hmpf" on it

I put in an automatic phone system that, after leading them in circles for hours, keeps telling callers to "check the website"

 

[Bunny Lvr]

you get an automatic phone system that, after leading them in circles for hours, keeps telling clickers to "check the voicemail"

Inserts yogurt, lots and lots of yogurt

 

[Spilo]

A fat full skunk rolls out of the machine. "Thanks for all the yogurt", he says

I insert a cabbage

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get out corned beef

Puts in Orange Chicken from Panda Express

 

[metatherat]

You get an angry orange anthro chicken, demanding that you reimburse her for her train ticket.

I insert a piece of paper that has "wanna rp" written on it.

 

[Universe]

Out comes me

I put in a free hug coupon

 

[metatherat]

You get stuck under a pile of furries.

I put in a free rat transformation coupon.

 

[Spilo]

You get a better transformation potion... A free skunk tf potion

I insert a sticky popcorn

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive a note from the cinema to please wash your hands or leave.

I insert the best selling furry love novel lovelight farms, with all sorts of farm animals in it!

 

[metatherat]

Out comes an enforcer from the ministry of public decency.

I insert a campaign poster for furry smut rights

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a very formal letter that, using tons of circumlocutions to explain it's reasonings, basically stating: "get a room"

I place a hotel room key into the machine.

 

[metatherat]

You get a bunch of nunbunnies tutting at you.

I insert a hotel room key for the aptly-named "Physical Love Hotel".

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a key labelled "ラブホテル"

I insert my apology letter to the nunbunnies

 

[metatherat]

out comes a judgemental article published in the latest issue of Moral Guardians Monthly

I insert a supportive article published in the latest issue of Furry Fun Monthly

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get the newest copy of Furry Fun Daily!

I place in nunbunny clothes I totally didn't buy for anything kinky!

 

[metatherat]

You get a judgemental bishopbunny who says nothing but glares a lot.

I put in a glob of ANTI-GLARE WAX

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a blindfold.

I insert the judgemental bishopbunny's, who now is very much dissapointed, slippers